forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"I said blue, not death."

It’s not a quote but my (GT) class is doing DNA comparison and at least seven (there are 12 of us) have asked to eat the gels.

"No, ceramics can't have children."

"That test packet is thicker than William H. Taft."

“Why are you stabbing chicken with a fork”
“Cuz’ I’m a monster

“Rectangles are just obese squares”

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class spelling bee
“Memorial”
“M-o-o-m-r-r-i-a-l”

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Science teacher: Who’s Spider-Man lunchbox is this?
All of us: [name of a boy in our class who well call M]
M: It’s mine, I didn’t know where to put it
Teacher: Because my prayer table is the perfect place for a lunchbox

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“I will eat your kneecaps with a side of your spleen”

Ah
I miss spelling bees just a lil

"Grenades and Karen's aren't really that different. You remove the ring and your house is gone."

"Grenades and Karen's aren't really that different. You remove the ring and your house is gone."

Propose to this person on my behalf

Oof.

Nothing spoken, but I've been renamed Fuck and my friend's been renamed Coward.

“You’re a professional stripper”

Drum Major to someone who may or may not have been me:

"Hey Gingervitis! Tell Sean to stop deepthroating his flute, my dad is staring!"

"Oi, don't touch my shit!"

"Hey chucklefucks, I'm going to kill you."

"I'm going to poison the water supply."

"Hey!"

Startled noises with the sound of slapping

"Well, note to self, don't startle Reed."

“There’s more pressure in my sinuses than the Mariana Trench.”

"I really like garlic, there's just something about it… I think it's the garlic"

"And there were hairs on the straws"

"I knew you were white but thought you were washing machine white" - Allen
@Moxie

Oh boy

"If you have money, you own everything."
"In order to get what you want, you have to sacrifice other people."
"TOBY STOLE MY GARLIC BREAD"
"What the odd hell?"
"What is she, twelve months pregnant?"
"When normal people buy a house, it usually comes with a door."
"I JUST WANNA DRAW A FISH"
"Did you feel that? I just threw a rock at your head."
"wHeRe iS mY BibLE?"
"MY CRUMPETS RUN OUT TODAY"
(to someone using a Bible as a ruler in maths) "Y'know, it's OK cause God likes everything to be straight."
"If life gives you lemons, make APPLE JUICE AND MAKE EVERYONE WONDER WHERE THE APPLES CAME FROM"

(to someone using a Bible as a ruler in maths) "Y'know, it's OK cause God likes everything to be straight."

XD WTF

(to someone using a Bible as a ruler in maths) "Y'know, it's OK cause God likes everything to be straight."

XD WTF

Yeah… My class was weird. To bad we stopped recording the quotes this year. There were some good ones but I don't remember them

(to someone using a Bible as a ruler in maths) "Y'know, it's OK cause God likes everything to be straight."

XD WTF

Yeah… My class was weird. To bad we stopped recording the quotes this year. There were some good ones but I don't remember them

That’s a rip. At least you have some though, right?

(to someone using a Bible as a ruler in maths) "Y'know, it's OK cause God likes everything to be straight."

XD WTF

Yeah… My class was weird. To bad we stopped recording the quotes this year. There were some good ones but I don't remember them

That’s a rip. At least you have some though, right?

Yeah.
That reminds me, someone broke their pencil sharpener so they paraded it around saying "Rip my pencil sharpener." Someone took it literally and pulled the sharpener apart with their bare hands.

"I CAN'T ENGLISH!" - Brother after failing to say a single sentence without goofing up for five minutes