Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

"Insert my dad freaking about because he's lived in six decades and isn't even 45 yet."

@cat-in-the-hat

"When in doubt, blow shit up."
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, this isnt going to rhyme, Im going to fucking shoot up this school."
"Hi going to fucking shoot up this school, Im dad."

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

“This is why your family doesn’t love you”
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“ASMR: drinking foggy school water”
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“COOOOOOKIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE”

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“Words are regional but screams are universal.”

@HighPockets

"I'm Elphaba from Wicked, and I'm singing Let It Go."

@ZephirFox8812

We can stop being furniture now

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"I'm Elphaba from Wicked, and I'm singing Let It Go."

(idInA?!)

@HighPockets

"I'm Elphaba from Wicked, and I'm singing Let It Go."

(idInA?!)

(My choir teacher trying to explain how to do solo and ensemble intros. And messing up)

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"I'm Elphaba from Wicked, and I'm singing Let It Go."

(idInA?!)

(My choir teacher trying to explain how to do solo and ensemble intros. And messing up)

(Ohhhhhhh)

@amber_is_in_a_loop

"I'm Elphaba from Wicked, and I'm singing Let It Go."

(idInA?!)

Don’t you mean Adele Dazeem?

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"i swear im not a child, im just a bratty bottom"

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"Pardon me, attractive, red-haired, twink coming through."

@Pineapple_Princess

"why am i sexually attracted to rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid?"

I put this through an AI and this is what it came up with

Why am I sexually attracted to Rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid?

Rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid

same reason that i am attracted to your dad john

do u think i'm gay?

do u think im f__ or something

we share a [reddit name] account

do u think my dad is gay

[reddit name] is gay

i'm gay

@HighPockets

"Why did you make STDs?"
"So that if you play the slutty bard trope, you get punished."
_"STD&Ds…."

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"Why did you make STDs?"
"So that if you play the slutty bard trope, you get punished."
_"STD&Ds…."

Okay, that's funny xD
_{_{The only reason I'll play bards is if my sorcerer/warlock absolutely sucks and I need proficiency bonus on weapons because magic at low lvls isn't the best for warlocks, especially warlocks with only 10HP >.<}}

@Pickles

"One of them had actually turned it in. So I decided to read it…. It was 394 pages. What this student had done was copy and paste the script of The Phantom Menace with the names changed……… I was cast as jar jar binks." -my English teacher about an essay that his AP class had two days to work on and half of the class had written nothing

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"I'm Elphaba from Wicked, and I'm singing Let It Go."

(idInA?!)

Don’t you mean Adele Dazeem?

No? I mean Idina Menzel?

@brb

"One of them had actually turned it in. So I decided to read it…. It was 394 pages. What this student had done was copy and paste the script of The Phantom Menace with the names changed……… I was cast as jar jar binks." -my English teacher about an essay that his AP class had two days to work on and half of the class had written nothing

;-; thats hilarious

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

“I’m am the dictator of Iraq”
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“Iraq is the best drug”
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“Time to get drunk in a sauna”
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“Nico! Stop being a nico you nico!”

@HighPockets

"One of them had actually turned it in. So I decided to read it…. It was 394 pages. What this student had done was copy and paste the script of The Phantom Menace with the names changed……… I was cast as jar jar binks." -my English teacher about an essay that his AP class had two days to work on and half of the class had written nothing

I want that teacher :(

@Pickles

"One of them had actually turned it in. So I decided to read it…. It was 394 pages. What this student had done was copy and paste the script of The Phantom Menace with the names changed……… I was cast as jar jar binks." -my English teacher about an essay that his AP class had two days to work on and half of the class had written nothing

I want that teacher :(

I love him

@amber_is_in_a_loop