forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Ah, yes. Slinky's cool, because like his toy namesake, he brings us joy when we push him down a flight of stairs."
-Me to my Forensics teacher about one of the football players whose nickname was Slinky.

"Ah, yes. Slinky's cool, because like his toy namesake, he brings us joy when we push him down a flight of stairs."
-Me to my Forensics teacher about one of the football players whose nickname was Slinky.

Omg

"Hey! The 80s are coming to get their clothes back!"
"Unfortunately, the police stopped them. The police believed they had a weapon and shot them, they were unarmed. This was the final straw on the camels back, so now, people are finally acknowledging police brutality."
"Are you okay?"
"No."

“Now I’m gonna go on my phone, but pretend I’m not, but for the record I really am”
~Me

“Now I’m gonna go on my phone, but pretend I’m not, but for the record I really am”
~Me

Continuation:
“And some people are on their phone”

“Hi”

“SHUT UP BEFORE I PISS IN YOUR MOUTH”
Me being behind the two, I hide my face and walk awkwardly to class

"No, they won't be having sex, and I will not have Frankenstein teaching children about safe sex!"

Well, back then, they didn't know much about how reproduction worked
So that's probably a good idea

Homeboy passed out for multiple months twice in the book and dropped out of college to build a man, you really think he has sex?

I mean… He had Elizabeth and Henry probably

person one begins to steal person two’s pencil
2: “I want a pear. And a gun.”
person 1 puts the pencil back in confusion.
1: ”What?? Why???”
2: “No reason, I just wanted my pencil back.”
1: “F^CK.”

"I don't know the game, I'm just playing."

"When I showed this video to the other class, someone said that guy was a 'snack'."

• My APUSH teacher about an aide in a video on Teddy Roosevelt (the aide lowkey kinda was, too. Looked like my character andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) lol)

holding up a leaf “I’m an arsonist”

“Why do you have four legs?”
“Mind your own business, that’s why.”

"This is what it chews to feel five gum."

“You neck penis.”

"Smells like paint… sniff and depression."

“You’ll be a snea serpent from the snea!”

"This smells like sweat, cheese, and broken dreams."

Four people, in unison monotone: “Revenge. About. Seek. Burn. Fire. Kill. Slay. Let not a traitor live.”

“You were pronounced dead for another five minutes?”
“Yes”
“Oh I was joking”

"ARRRRRRGHAAAAAAAA" - That one kid in the hall during class

“Emo fairy titties”

A kid just came into government class with a cheeseburger. He said he got it from his girlfriend but he's not hungry so he's not gonna eat it and does someone want it. Someone said to offer it to the teacher for extra credit (the teacher said no. Well, specifically, "I'll eat if you won't."). So another kid took it. He wasn't eating it either, which sparked a conversation about what we would do with it (eat it on the bus, use it as rabbit bait, etc)
The teacher aid stabbed it with a Sharpie, though, so no one's eating it now.