forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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As someone who's seen very few game grumps videos, I am slightly confused, a little intrigued, and not the least bit surprised that this is happening

"So, when my dad was growing up, he had two brothers. But now, for as long as I've been alive, he has had a brother and a sister."
"Transgender?"
"I don't know. I've thought about this my whole life."
"Are they transgender? It sounds like they're transgender."
"No, they're mixed. Like jalapeno and pepper."

Am I supposed to think they're dumb or am I the dumb one?? I'm confused

Yes

Okay good

pointing at stretched out cat "she's getting long"
"You say that like it's a problem"

“Do horses eat bananas?”
later, same person, no explanation
“They do not.”

“Hapy Fartday.”
“Haby birtdoy.”
“Halt dirtboy.”
“Congratulations, you’re one year closer to death.”

“Do horses eat bananas?”
later, same person, no explanation
“They do not.”

Upon research
Bananas are good for horses because potassium but don't feed them to horses because they're fine with apples and carrots
Hmmmm…now I wanna find a horse and see if it LIKES bananas

“Do horses eat bananas?”
later, same person, no explanation
“They do not.”

Upon research
Bananas are good for horses because potassium but don't feed them to horses because they're fine with apples and carrots
Hmmmm…now I wanna find a horse and see if it LIKES bananas

Now I’m concerned if that’s what Google said what did my brother do

“I was pronounced dead for 5 minutes”

“Are you a chimi or a changa?”

"Leave me alone and let me watch the tenth kingdom and taunt the FBI agent in my phone by eating chocolate"

“Your face is mine but I don’t deliver it”

“I.AM.STABULOUS!”

"Peeps, really just spitting 'em out faster than rabbits"

"'Thick and chunky'. That's what I say about my cat."

This happened during a tutoring session.

Person A: Ugh, this is so boring~.
Person B: Well, I'm sorry, but I have no clue how to make it more interesting.
Person A: Take your shirt off.
Person B: shocked look

This happened during a tutoring session.

Person A: Ugh, this is so boring~.
Person B: Well, I'm sorry, but I have no clue how to make it more interesting.
Person A: Take your shirt off.
Person B: shocked look

Were you a part of this "tutoring session"?

….No~

"That's gay."
"I'd prefer if you didn't call me 'that'."

"What are Koreans called?"
-Lizzie 2020

“THEY LOVE ME! THEY ALL LOVE ME!”
“I HATE YOU!”

“You look like every black man in Atlanta.”

"Cause when life gives you lemons, you have to eat them for a photoshoot."

"FACE"
"POTATO"
"FACE"
"POTATO"
(etc)

Just a typical Spanish class:

"That's fire!"

"No! That's fuego!"

"Do you think ww3's going to happen?"
"…..no"
"Cause I heard–"
"Did you hear it on twitter?"
"………………no?"
"Where'd you hear it?"
"Tik tok"