forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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note: i live two blocks from the high school in town, and i was there for an orchestra thingy
"Listen, whaddya say we run our asses out those doors and go to my house to play wind waker?"

👉😀👉 sign me up!

lez go

"Big Railroad is still a big issue today."

"Let's say I have a farm. What should I grow?
"CORN!"
"WEED!"
"……I'm going to grow corn……."

"The difference between incels and neckbeards is that incels hate women, but neckbeards just hate women being in movies."

"Guys I'm precipitating!!" - My friend wearing garbage bags

My mom to my baby sister: I am not a pink elephant

(A friend and I to our Math teacher)
My friend (to the teacher): Would you like a tarantula in a hamster ball?
Teacher: No, are they in the room?
F: No, we just wanted to know if you wanted one. They aren't in existence yet.
T: Immediate relief that the freshmen hadn't screwed something up again

(A guy in my math class to the teacher)
Guy: What do you mEaN mY BiKiNi pictures won't help me get into college?! I worked hard on those– I've been doing my squats and everything and nO oNe EvEn CaReS!
Teacher: I'm sure they've been paying off, but no one is going to care about your 2,000 followers. Maybe a fraternity would be interested in your bikini photos.

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(Some table at lunch)
Random People: Huddled around one of their friends, watching him shove carrots into a tangerine

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(Me and a friend during gym)
Me: Sees a stack of trashcans taller than I am Do you think I can stand in that?

(Me and a Friend in the Hallway)
Me: Sees her wearing a christmas sweater with bulbs on it
yOu ArE a JiNgLiNg abomination

(Me and a Friend in Business Class)
Friend: I'm gonna send you Japanese back to Africa if you don't get the rest of the questions answered.

“MODGE PODGE IS NOT HAIR GEL!”-a very frantic Elle Belle (me)

"Oh, Squirmle?"

Also:
"Oh, worm-on-a-string?"
and
"They're my Palpatine sleeves. Shleevs, if you will."
Both courtesy of me during choir.

Kid: "What is the past tense of speed?"

Different kid: "Speded?"

speaking of worms on a string

"Hey do you wanna join the worm on a string cult I'm a part of?" -me

"I once melted a worm on a string. It was the saddest day of my life."

"I got kicked out of the Woem Society and now I'm bitter." -some JROTC kid

"The cult is trying to start a worm on a string club you want in." "Hell yeah baby." me and a friend

"Oh my frick-ass god."

Literally just now: Have you set my ass as your home screen yet?

*now

Whoops

i put tinfoil on my glasses and people are thinking i'm protecting myself from aliens
like…no. their beams can go through 20 feet of lead, the sheriff's secret police are embarrassed for you. doofus.

The Sherrif's secret police

The Sherrif's secret police

nightvale

The Sherrif's secret police

nightvale

wOaH Spooky Stuff man

WATCH your DAMN B!TCH @SS motherF^CKING LANGUAGE

WATCH your DAMN B!TCH @SS motherF^CKING LANGUAGE

That’s my mom to me

"The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit? Try the Daddy, the Dude and the Dopest Vibes."

“What are thick crayola pantyhose?”
“Why???????”
“That box is labeled thick crayola pantyhose.”

"The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit? Try the Daddy, the Dude and the Dopest Vibes."

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