forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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“Are you summoning a Japanese demon without us?”

"I only pray for choeseus"

APUSH Teacher: So let's say I have a steel company and don't want to pay other companies for coal and iron. What do I do?
Half the class, at varying volumes: Kill them!
APUSH Teacher:….no, that's illegal….

so are monopolies

What's wrong with Monopoly?

What's wrong with Monopoly?

Deep sigh

Oooh I'm gonna listen to that later-

What's wrong with Monopoly?

"I'm thankful we're not flamingoes" -me

Wait a minute. I'm stupid. You guys weren't even talking about the board game.

_{I knew that.}

APUSH Teacher: So let's say I, a thirty year old man, am going to open a lemonade stand in the middle of winter. But there's this little kid name Jimmy outside with one too. If I wanted to establish a monopoly on lemonade, I could-
Kid One: Kill Jimmy.
Me: Break into Jimmy's house in the middle of the night and put a cut up lemon in his bed like the horse head from the Godfather.
APUSH Teacher:….no.

(Monotone) “oh no, I joined a cult again.”

“Did you hear? They’re gonna resurrect Steve Jobs into an airpod.”

Boy One: "Wait, guys don't moan, right?"

Boy Two: "Why don't ya come over and find out?"

A kid raised his hand in band today and asked, "what's dysphoria?"
Our band director looked confused and said, "does this have anything to do with band?"
"….no"
"Then it doesn't matter"

A kid raised his hand in band today and asked, "what's dysphoria?"
Our band director looked confused and said, "does this have anything to do with band?"
"….no"
"Then it doesn't matter"

@Emi-and-Her-Flutes-Fhyll-and-Giardinelli

tagging urself is a mood

~ Leo

"No trying to resurrect dead goldfish in the middle of class"
"Oh come on it was one time"
"One try twelve"
"Cough, Thirteen, Cough"
"See that's what I mean!"

"I am not weeb, I am simply looking at the animation style."

Me: I GOT TWO BRAINCELLS
my teacher: you have more than that
Me: I know. The third ones hibernating.

“I’m small and pretty and I can beat you in Super Smash and real life.”

“I relate to Jade West on a spiritual level”
“Oh my goodness! Same! but people say I’m a mix of Cat and Trina and that’s so mean of them to say”

"Why hasn't he dissolved yet?"

“IM SEEING STARS”
“Yeah. Your sick. Go home.”
“No! I wanna stayyyyyy.”