forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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“I wanna clap some iPad cheeks”
-Some person who now has scared me

"I AM THE NON-FAMOUS LIL PUMP BECAUSE I'M GARBAGE!"
-Me, who tried to look for NF stuff on an instagram account and came across Lil Pump instead

“Do you think if the basketball breaks my nose I’ll get out of school?”

Oof, my sister has done something similar to that. Except instead of that she asked, "If I swallow perfume, do you think I could get out of school?" Her friend said yes. So my sister, my lovely sister, swallowed perfume. (I mean, she did get out of schoool though).

"The Magical Milk Carton told me that I'm a gay guy." -Me, 2019

Choir teacher: “What if I took this choir to sing in Carnegie Hall?”
Me: “the boys don’t sing.”
A boy: “true”

Me: I'm thankful for my friends on Notebook. Moxie, Emi, Eris, Dom, Reed, Red, Pickles-
My Friend: Pickle Eating ASMR???
Me: No! That's cannibalism, why would I eat her, she's my friend!

Me, to that same friend about an hour earlier: Our two shared braincells really are on the same wavelength.

Honestly I'm confused for a hot sec every time someone mentions the food pickles on here

So I mean, understandable
please don't eat me

Cronch cronch

One of my castmates: Listen to this!
Me: Uh, okay?
Castmate: Presses play on a pickle eating ASMR
Me:…..
Other Castmate: nOPE

(Omg I love you Jyn)

(Ily too <3)

Cronch cronch

uncomfy pickle noises

Cronch cronch

uncomfy pickle noises

Cronching intensifies

Those were the same castmates who got bored and decided to set up shuffleboard in the halls.
Using duct tape, a broom, and someone's chromebook case.

My bio teacher: "this is not Utah, you can't do that!"

Two of my classmates: Practicing their audition dance at vastly different skill levels
Me: You look like my last two brain cells when I'm trying to study for finals.

Down the hall:
Person A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
B: JOHN! NO!
A: getting swept away in the crowd
B: WILSONNNNNNNNN! WILSON I'M SORRY!

queue "I go to public school" meme

My bio teacher: "this is not Utah, you can't do that!"

(I’m really scared of what was going on during that)

APUSH Teacher: Yeah, I read the Reynolds Pamphlet last night before bed. I had to skip over some parts though, it was very descriptive. And also like 90 pages.

History Teacher: "IT'S LIFE, PEOPLE! WELCOME TO IT!"

My classmate: "I like chicken!"

"I'm going to do a tarot reading in front of my very Christian and republican teacher and see how long it takes till I'm kicked from her class."

APUSH Teacher: Yeah, I read the Reynolds Pamphlet last night before bed. I had to skip over some parts though, it was very descriptive. And also like 90 pages.

"I'm going to do a tarot reading in front of my very Christian and republican teacher and see how long it takes till I'm kicked from her class."

I love these

My APUSH teacher is a whole meme

“Your face is 100 bucks”
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_{(This one’s slightly…uhh…so it’s under a spoiler. Also I was uncomfortable saying a word but I wanted to share this quote so I took out most of the vowels to censor it)}

“Peppa Pig is my favorite anime”
“Peppa Pig is not an anime!!”
“That’s homophobic”

“Father, this is an intervention. You need to stop vaping. I’m taking your vape.”
“That’s my inhaler.”