@HighPockets group
"Imagine being so horny that you start your own church. Can't relate."
"Imagine being so horny that you start your own church. Can't relate."
"The actual people on Elmo are what happened to the kids in your high school theater that always auditioned but were still in the chorus"
One time, my friend rapped Rap God in a russian accent and I was impressed and disturbed.
"do you want the burger or not"
"ME ME BIG BOY NO WANT BURGER"
"whispering voice okay."
referring to WW2 and WW1
"well you know what they say, 3rd time's the charm."
"The actual people on Elmo are what happened to the kids in your high school theater that always auditioned but were still in the chorus"
I feel called out
"The actual people on Elmo are what happened to the kids in your high school theater that always auditioned but were still in the chorus"
I feel called out
If you end up on Elmo, I'll watch you
"Yeehaw don't die today"
"The actual people on Elmo are what happened to the kids in your high school theater that always auditioned but were still in the chorus"
I feel called out
If you end up on Elmo, I'll watch you
Thanks babe
"Everyone talks about eating too much on Thanksgiving, but I'm on my third slice of pie and I don't see a problem." -me
Me: The pumpkin roll is all mine
Mom: No. [B word] I will fight you
"Shelby almost has a bingo!"
"Actually, she almost has a double bingo."
"If the damn cat wins at bingo, I swear to God-"
"I said V-Bucks. That's not Roblocks, that's Fortnite." "Forknife is just Roblucks with more Gun."
"Forknife is just Roblucks with more Gun."
YES
Teacher: “YOU ALL ARE HOPELESS AND YOU WILL ALL BECOME WELDERS.”
My friend: “we shall call it Lil Susie’s Welding Company!”
My friend: “I shall became Lil Susie.”
“Is Gerard Way in a Taco Bell commercial?”
“No Gerard is edgier than that.”
"MY BODY IS MADE OF MEAT AND NOODLES
MY VEINS ARE MY VERY NOODLEY NOODLES OF MY KIN AND MY BLOOD RUNNETH WITH MARINARA SAUCE
MY HAIR IS ANGEL HAIR THAT IS VERY UNDERCOOKED TO THE POINT OF CURLING SOMEHOW THEN BURNED A LITTLE
MY EYES AND BRAIN ARE MADE OF THAT OF THE BEST GROUND BEEF IMPORTED FROM AMERICA, THOSE FAT SCOUNDRELS" - Emi, 2019
hey that is my masterpiece
It’s beautiful
applause
Emi did that have to do with our debate on spaghetti
oh lord i love you
“Here’s a mini Christmas Tree because I love you. And it was cheap.”
“He cant marry you, he has a previous engagement.”
"BERNIE SANDERS IS A GERMAN DRAG QUEEN"
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