@Pickles group
"My feet are wet, it doesn't count!"
"Imagine having such fragile masculinity that you have to use your feet being wet as an excuse to be weak"
"Are you saying my feet aren't wet?"
"No, I'm telling you you're weak"
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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"its not gay if we pray for forgiveness after" me joking
"there's no praying this gay away" my future gf
@Pickles group
"I can beat my dad at arm wrestling!"
"I think you should tell him you're past the age where they're supposed to let you win"
@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry
“I’m a freaking gazelle!”
@Yamatsu
“I’m a freaking gazelle!”
(I'M A GIRAFFE!)
@Pickles group
“I’m a freaking gazelle!”
(I'M A GIRAFFE!)
(I'M A PICKLES! lol)
@Yamatsu
“I’m a freaking gazelle!”
(I'M A GIRAFFE!)
(I'M A PICKLES! lol)
(I'M GOIN' TO JAIL!!)
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“I’m a freaking gazelle!”
(I'M A GIRAFFE!)
(I'M A PICKLES! lol)
(I'M GOIN' TO JAIL!!)
(IM GAY)
@Jay-Marae-is-in-an-emotional-maze
"She's my sister and my cousin."
@Pickles group
"THIS IS PROSTITUTION!"
"Any prostitutes in this town? Asking for a friend"
"nah we don't do that here"
"And he took the goat"
@Pickles group
"chew your food you dummy!" Proceeds to suck entire chicken strip into mouth
@Jay-Marae-is-in-an-emotional-maze
Lifts up someone else's hand.
"That's PDA."
Immediately drops hand.
@ElderGodSwimwithGamers group
Singing offkey
"If you like pina colada~"
"I actually love them."
"You're?? Sixteen??"
@Kanaroli group
"Gamers, no nut november is destroying my life, I don't know how much longer I can go on"
"Tom if you fail no nut november, I'll have to take you out of our discord server which means we can't raid Vrchat together anymore"
"Dude no!"
(I guess they use the discord server to let each other know they're getting on)
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My friend does this thing where she says "whatever floats your boat" but she purposely screws up
my favorites include:
"whatever boats ur float"
whatever bloats ur goat"
whatever boats ur boat"
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i go to a christian where all the gays walk into church and scream 'GAY' at the top of their lungs… most of them have been sent to our pastors and come back with forms for gay conversion therapy… we are an interesting bunch
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"What's up president nerd!"
@Pickles group
"There's more you can donate than money. TIME AND BLOOD" -my earth and environmental teacher
@Moxie group
"I don't care if I was delirious, I still stand by the fact that chairs are stupid."
@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars group
"That's not how you eat a book, retard!"
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“I fucked your mom”
“Jokes on you I took her virginity”
@Pickles group
“I fucked your mom”
“Jokes on you I took her virginity”
…… intense confusion and worry
@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars group
Random guy: "Dude, are you gay?"
Other random guy: "Why are you interested?"
Random guy: "Yeah I am, so are you?"
Other random guy: "Yeah, I'm gay. What date?"
Random guy: "Sure, how about seven o'clock on Saturday?"
Other random guy: "Okay, sounds great. See you then."
They then kissed each other and both walked away. They've been together ever since.
Deleted user
“I fucked your mom”
“Jokes on you I took her virginity”…… intense confusion and worry
It just confused me very much. I had one of my dumb moments.
@Pickles group
“I fucked your mom”
“Jokes on you I took her virginity”…… intense confusion and worry
It just confused me very much. I had one of my dumb moments.
I'm not having a dumb moment (I don't think) and I'm still confused