forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Who's the guy who sat on a spike?"
Sighing "Who?"
"Thomass Jeffowson."
"I hate you."

passes sparkling grape juice "here have the wine. It's for uh "communion""

Downs the rest of a bottle "I know I have a drinking problem!"

"It's not a problem if you admit it"
"You literally just called it a problem"
"Did I?"

"Sorry for awkwardly groping your boob"
"That was my sweatshirt. I don't have boobs" (-me, a female)
"Oh so my slightly gay actions weren't necessary"
"Oof"
"Did you just assume my gender? Wait no. Did you assume my sexuality? I'm a lawn mower. Wait that's not one. You know fish nets? Not like that"

"It's not that you're not straight, it's that your stupid"
"Yeah"

"there's over the counter drugs and under the table drugs"

"The difference between a cigarette and meth is $5,000."
And
"I have a one-Shrek mind."
-My creative writing teacher

"Is this furby reanimation?"
"…..mayhaps."
"We're the modern Prometheuses. Promethei? I'm not sure what the plural of Prometheus is…"
"Promethodes"
"No."

“I told Nolan about my crush on James.”
“Why would you tell Nolan he is the most untrustworthy person EVER.”
“He’s just so small”

"I'm as dumb as a pig."
"You know pigs are actually pretty smart right?"
"… SEE!"

“I’m either gay or I’m dead but please don’t kill me because I’m to young to die.”

"what's your writing style?"
"A fucking mess"

"Our band is called the buttermilk ranch experience"

my mom jokes about me being adopted a lot, I think i might be.-person 1
that's so sad alexia play uptown funk- person 2

"So what character are you cosplaying?"
"…Pit…"
"Called it. Dork."

"I want to cosplay a Tetris block!!!"

"So what character are you cosplaying?"
"…Pit…"
"Called it. Dork."

(Dork Pit?)

"So what character are you cosplaying?"
"…Pit…"
"Called it. Dork."

(Dork Pit?)

Was
Was that a pun

"So what character are you cosplaying?"
"…Pit…"
"Called it. Dork."

(Dork Pit?)

Was
Was that a pun

I…don't know how to feel about that. But it's terribly appropriate, considering like half of the dialogue lmaoo

"Finger guns are just bisexual gang signs." -My friend.

"Finger guns are just bisexual gang signs." -My friend.

They're right, you know.

"Wow, the Midwest has a lot of serial killers."
"Gotta do something to pass the time."

"I'd rather be a serial killer."

"Being in Idaho for a few days, I finally understand why so many of them are Republicans. They want to be nuked off of the face of the Earth just so that something happens around there."

"If I almost die because of overworking myself, would you drop everything to nurse me back to health? No homo though."

"Finger guns are just bisexual gang signs." -My friend.

that and peace signs

“What’s the plural form of squash?”
“Squish.”
“No.”

Either just squash I think or just gourds

"Like an Australian accent but French"