"Okay, but garbage men get paid $41,000 a year, so your argument is invalid"

That reminds me of, “What if you could see your own liver?”

Did you mean: Prometheus

That reminds me of, “What if you could see your own liver?”

Did you mean: Prometheus

Flashes back to trying to make Prometheus plural

Seriously, is it Prometheuses? Promethei? Promethepods?

well Prometheus is a name so there is no plural

if you wanted to be specific the ending of it would be Promethei cus it’s a second declension plural (nominative for any other latin nerds)

bam latin lesson

but no one has probably ever made Prometheus a plural cus there’s only one of him

I GOT IT RIGHT! YES!
Laughs nervously in 'mad scientist about to make a fatal mistake'
The mistake is Long Furby

you’re gonna name it Promethei?

well the pronunciation is Promethe-ee rather than a hard i sound

No, his name is Benvolio Clerval
I made a joke to my friend who's helping me longify him that we were the modern Promethei

I GOT IT RIGHT! YES!
Laughs nervously in 'mad scientist about to make a fatal mistake'
The mistake is Long Furby

I’m terrified why

I GOT IT RIGHT! YES!
Laughs nervously in 'mad scientist about to make a fatal mistake'
The mistake is Long Furby

I’m terrified why

Why not? :)

Marine Science teacher: THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE. I JUST TALK AT THIS LEVEL ALWAYS
Me: could you kindly not rupture my eardrums?

Guy in the back of the classroom: I got to dress up as a girl this weekend and I had BIG BOOBS and it was AWESOME! I’m kinda jealous of girls now… they can hold so much stuff. Like I had a soda and some chips in there

“I’m vegan.”
“WE KNOW.”
“No one cares.”
“Hi Vegan, I’m Star.”

Liz: “Ok I’ll carry you and Sky will get your wheel chair”
*walks down stairs”
Sky: “I’m here”
Liz: Sets me down but there is no wheelchair and we fall to the ground
Sky:”I FORGOT THE WHEELCHAIR”

"I support eating the KKK."

Points at smartboard
"Is that vore?"

Teacher: “YOU ALL ARE HOPELESS AND YOU WILL ALL BECOME WELDERS.”
My friend: “we shall call it Lil Susie’s Welding Company!”
My friend: “I shall became Lil Susie.”

Old post but I've been gone and wanted to comment on it WELDING IS ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD JOB APPARENTLY SO YOU GO AHEAD AND MAKE SUZSIE'S WELDING COMPANY IT'S GONNA BE GREAT

Anyways not a quote but a rather in-character daydream that I had earlier. My friend and I were fighting this dick from Pokemon(like he's a terrible person) in the gym and I was grabbing onto his legs and his adoptive kid(who he seriously messes up in the story) kinda runs out and the guy's like "I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL" and my short and angry friend deadass jumps on his face and yells "YOU TELL THEM WHO SENT YOU"

Teacher: “YOU ALL ARE HOPELESS AND YOU WILL ALL BECOME WELDERS.”
My friend: “we shall call it Lil Susie’s Welding Company!”
My friend: “I shall became Lil Susie.”

Old post but I've been gone and wanted to comment on it WELDING IS ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD JOB APPARENTLY SO YOU GO AHEAD AND MAKE SUZSIE'S WELDING COMPANY IT'S GONNA BE GREAT

Anyways not a quote but a rather in-character daydream that I had earlier. My friend and I were fighting this dick from Pokemon(like he's a terrible person) in the gym and I was grabbing onto his legs and his adoptive kid(who he seriously messes up in the story) kinda runs out and the guy's like "I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL" and my short and angry friend deadass jumps on his face and yells "YOU TELL THEM WHO SENT YOU"

There are a lot of terrible people in Pokemon. Can I assume it was Buttface/Dicknose/Assballs Oak?

"MRS. BOKER, KADEN CALLED ME AN ANAL WIPE"

“SHE HAD FRIES FROM CHICK FA LA”
*stampede of 100 students toward a very small girl with chick fa la who is suddenly very frightened

“Let’s go find those crackheads”

“Stop talking Charlotte”
“Wait. Did I just get yelled at? That’s going to be a black spot on my permanent record! Then I’ll never go to college or get a good job and I’ll work at In N Out FOREVER!” Stars crying
“That was a slippery slope”
“Isn’t She valedictorian?”

"When I go to hell, at least I won't be cold."

There are a lot of terrible people in Pokemon. Can I assume it was Buttface/Dicknose/Assballs Oak?

No lol, it was Ghetsis from BW/BW2

"You can surgically remove it. Like, with a knife or a crowbar"

Also a kid is talking about how anything divided by zero is zero and i– no my child no

There are a lot of terrible people in Pokemon. Can I assume it was Buttface/Dicknose/Assballs Oak?

No lol, it was Ghetsis from BW/BW2

Ah, yes, Bad Dad of the Century. Completely understandable.