“Your face is 100 bucks”
———
(This one’s slightly…uhh…so it’s under a spoiler. Also I was uncomfortable saying a word but I wanted to share this quote so I took out most of the vowels to censor it)———Spoiler - click to show.“Peppa Pig is my favorite anime”
“Peppa Pig is not an anime!!”
“That’s homophobic”
“Hey Siri, how many people have died during school this year?”
“Your face is 100 bucks”
———
(This one’s slightly…uhh…so it’s under a spoiler. Also I was uncomfortable saying a word but I wanted to share this quote so I took out most of the vowels to censor it)———Spoiler - click to show.“Peppa Pig is my favorite anime”
“Peppa Pig is not an anime!!”
“That’s homophobic”Spoiler - click to show.
again this one is a little…uhh…sexual. I think
so spoiler again ((what the heck [girl who said this]))
Spoiler - click to show.
Honestly interesting.
lmao that’s public school. You don’t need to put a spoiler/sensor on them if you don’t want to
Throws himself into chair
"So! I heard ya like feet!"
lmao that’s public school. You don’t need to put a spoiler/sensor on them if you don’t want to
It was in theatre actually. And I’d rather censor them
lmao that’s public school. You don’t need to put a spoiler/sensor on them if you don’t want to
It was in theatre actually. And I’d rather censor them
still
Anyway it’s my thread so I was just suggesting u know
Throws himself into chair
"So! I heard ya like feet!"
- A drama club guy during a game of Bus Stop.
I PLAY BUS STOP TOO!
“KISS MY GLITTERY ASS!”
“KISS MY GLITTERY ASS!”
Someone make this an incorrect quote cuz’ it would be hilarious
singing time by nf during bus stop
person leaves
"WAIT I CAN DO NO EXCUSES TOO!"
-What I would've said.
What I actually said:
"AND YOU SAY YOU HATE ME AND WE GO TO BED ANGRY…"
"MY CAR'S NAME IS CHURROS!" -me
“There’s a demon in my liver”
A:" B and a squirrel sitting in a tree-"
B:"Stabbing each other violently with a stick!"
"But your married to satan."
Friend: "I dropped Men's Chorus because band is better than orchestra and choir!"
Me: "Well, there's a thing called Trans Siberian Orchestra, so I beg to differ."
Friend: "I went to see them actually-"
Me: "Last year?"
Friend and I at the same time: "Yesssss!"
"I'm the Antichrist! See?" unbuttons shirt to reveal plain white undershirt
“Nice ears, can I have them?”
“Slurp them up, sweetheart.”
“Pewdiepie is only anime.” -Me, in the hallway this morning.
"Does this look like an alien penis?"
"No, it looks more like a robot penis."
just gonna chop off mr. soap man's legs really quick so i can fit him in the dating sheet
"Listen bitch, my Tarot card edges are sharp, the box is heavy and I've got one hell of a throwing arm."
m e
“I identify as someone who’s going to shoot someone famous.” “So you identify as John Wilkes Booth?” “What the fuck is wrong with you two.”