forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Can I kick?"
"No, you can not kick."
"But baby?? Need kick??"

My mom yelling to my dad from the other room: “[dad’s name], YOUR MOM IS TRYING TO MAKE [my name] SMELL LIKE A FRENCH [w word]!”

“i jingle

violently”

“Be nice or your grounded from chicken nuggets.”
“YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!”
“Yes she is, be nice or you’re grounded from chicken nuggets.”

At theater after our play
“Where’s Daniel? I can’t find his costume.”
“He left.”
“In his costume?”
“Yeah”
“GODDAMN IT”
“THATS NOT C-RATED LANGUAGE”

Some dude in the hallway: Goat noises I AM FASHIONABLE!!!

YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE A PROPER SEIZURE

"Trump is in that peach"

"I don't speak spaghetti! How am I supposed to know these words??"

"Ah yes, the magical fruit. Saltines."

Random girl: sits down in front of another girl, sips her juice box loudly and smacks her lips. "So here's the sitch, bitch."

"Oh kimmie baby. Oh sweet-smokes." insert disturbing southern accent

Sadly, I'm not Jesus - Me just now

"wait you speak african??"

"What in the name of God himself, Taylor Lautner, is this??"

playing games in math
“How many fingers do you see” Holds up middle finger in front of teacher
“Five”
Teacher: Doesn’t care

playing games in math
“How many fingers do you see” Holds up middle finger in front of teacher
“Five”
Teacher: Doesn’t care

That reminds me of this one time a girl in my class flipped off a boy and the teacher was just like “why did you do that [girl’s name]?” But she didn’t get in trouble or anything
I go to a Catholic school btw

Everyone: Playing Charades in Math Class
Me: Gets the, "Sweet Spot Dance" as my Charade
Also me: Doesn't know what the hell that is, because I don't look at tiktok

(I had to have a friend show me. Then some girl was nice enough to give me a different paper. It said tree XD)

playing games in math
“How many fingers do you see” Holds up middle finger in front of teacher
“Five”
Teacher: Doesn’t care

LMAO MAC WHY

playing games in math
“How many fingers do you see” Holds up middle finger in front of teacher
“Five”
Teacher: Doesn’t care

That reminds me of this one time a girl in my class flipped off a boy and the teacher was just like “why did you do that [girl’s name]?” But she didn’t get in trouble or anything
I go to a Catholic school btw

Oh I have a story! Me and a friend were signing back and forth and this guy goes “I know sign language too!” And flipped us off and the teacher laughed.

"What do you mean pull a Patton?"
"Pull a patton."
"Gonna be babey?"
"Nah"
"Gonna hold the group together?"
"Nah, gonna steal a kid."

"What do you mean pull a Patton?"
"Pull a patton."
"Gonna be babey?"
"Nah"
"Gonna hold the group together?"
"Nah, gonna steal a kid."

EYE-

Tv: what's the number 1 penguin rule? …
Never swim alone
Me: penguins literally push each other off the iceberg to see if there's a deal waiting to eat them so
My dad a few moments later: well, if the penguin gets eaten, he wasn't swimming alone. And if the rest of them jump in, he's not swimming alone

through text
“What’s the antidote for a sedative?
It’s urgent.”
“Probably charcoal.”
“Ahh I eat that all the time, I’ll be fine.”

playing games in math
“How many fingers do you see” Holds up middle finger in front of teacher
“Five”
Teacher: Doesn’t care

LMAO MAC WHY

Nick was the kid who flipped off! OK!
@Christmas-Bootleg-Pikachu