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hahahahahah!
“Your laugh sounds like a wheezing dragon!”
“Gee thanks”
hahahahahah!
“Your laugh sounds like a wheezing dragon!”
“Gee thanks”
"With all that forehead you'd think there'd be a brain in there"
“I got you a lifetime supply of poison. It’s only a lifetime supply if you drink it though.”
“Imma muppet. Lol”
Me: steals my sister's stuffed animal
My sister: heyyy
Me: what?
My sister: you stole Tigey
Me: who me?
My sister: yes
Me: couldn't be
My sister:
Me: then who?
Me: throws stuffed animal at my mom Her
My sister: how do bones get cold??
My mom: same way anything else gets cold
My dad: when you get old and thin… you'll know
Everyone else, looking at him because he's not particularly old or thin:
My dad: That's what I'm told anyway
(I'm not calling him fat, he's just not super skinny)
"paint me like one of your french apples"
“Look, you can open this can of sardines, but you can’t make them burn that bridge before they hatch.”
“My feet are indestructible and they can destroy indestructible things”
“I will delete your kneecaps”
“Getting kidnapped is so great!”
hitting a doll with a pillow repeatedly “CREMATE”
“If you woke up Christmas morning to no presents I bet you would act differently the next year”
“I would still eat the tree”
~some quality quotes from my cousin
"This car has a grilled chicken bowl."
"I got nuts on my waterbottle"
"Sam's birthday is national grab some nuts day"
“Hello welcome to mrs. Brights class… YOU MUST DIE”
(Sounds like a fun class)
"So, when my dad was growing up, he had two brothers. But now, for as long as I've been alive, he has had a brother and a sister."
"Transgender?"
"I don't know. I've thought about this my whole life."
"Are they transgender? It sounds like they're transgender."
"No, they're mixed. Like jalapeno and pepper."
"So, when my dad was growing up, he had two brothers. But now, for as long as I've been alive, he has had a brother and a sister."
"Transgender?"
"I don't know. I've thought about this my whole life."
"Are they transgender? It sounds like they're transgender."
"No, they're mixed. Like jalapeno and pepper."
I– is this person okay? Am I supposed to think they're dumb or am I the dumb one?? I'm confused
(Sounds like a fun class)
(It’s not we were complaining about this class in gym and since my friend likes game grumps quotes I said this)
(Sounds like a fun class)
(It’s not we were complaining about this class in gym and since my friend likes game grumps quotes I said this)
“Hola my chachis today I am playing Minuet by Bach on my flute. Get ready for some big oof screeching.”
“Hola my chachis today I am playing Minuet by Bach on my flute. Get ready for some big oof screeching.”
Me walking into my tutor's house tomorrow
(Sounds like a fun class)
(It’s not we were complaining about this class in gym and since my friend likes game grumps quotes I said this)
GAME GRUUUMMMPPPPSS
(Sounds like a fun class)
(It’s not we were complaining about this class in gym and since my friend likes game grumps quotes I said this)
GAME GRUUUMMMPPPPSS
You must die
you don’t like GG??!?!
(Sounds like a fun class)
(It’s not we were complaining about this class in gym and since my friend likes game grumps quotes I said this)
GAME GRUUUMMMPPPPSS
You must die
you don’t like GG??!?!
No it’s a quote
(Sounds like a fun class)
(It’s not we were complaining about this class in gym and since my friend likes game grumps quotes I said this)
GAME GRUUUMMMPPPPSS
You must die
you don’t like GG??!?!
No it’s a quote
oh phew lmao
(Sounds like a fun class)
(It’s not we were complaining about this class in gym and since my friend likes game grumps quotes I said this)
GAME GRUUUMMMPPPPSS
You must die
you don’t like GG??!?!
No it’s a quote
oh phew lmao
You tried to find the meaning. I guess you myissed.
(Sounds like a fun class)
(It’s not we were complaining about this class in gym and since my friend likes game grumps quotes I said this)
GAME GRUUUMMMPPPPSS
You must die
you don’t like GG??!?!
No it’s a quote
oh phew lmao
You tried to find the meaning. I guess you myissed.
I tried and I tried again
and I myissed
"So, when my dad was growing up, he had two brothers. But now, for as long as I've been alive, he has had a brother and a sister."
"Transgender?"
"I don't know. I've thought about this my whole life."
"Are they transgender? It sounds like they're transgender."
"No, they're mixed. Like jalapeno and pepper."Am I supposed to think they're dumb or am I the dumb one?? I'm confused
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