forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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“I got you a lifetime supply of poison. It’s only a lifetime supply if you drink it though.”

@Pickles group

Me: steals my sister's stuffed animal
My sister: heyyy
Me: what?
My sister: you stole Tigey
Me: who me?
My sister: yes
Me: couldn't be
My sister:
Me: then who?
Me: throws stuffed animal at my mom Her

My sister: how do bones get cold??
My mom: same way anything else gets cold
My dad: when you get old and thin… you'll know
Everyone else, looking at him because he's not particularly old or thin:
My dad: That's what I'm told anyway
(I'm not calling him fat, he's just not super skinny)

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“Look, you can open this can of sardines, but you can’t make them burn that bridge before they hatch.”

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

“My feet are indestructible and they can destroy indestructible things”

“I will delete your kneecaps”

“Getting kidnapped is so great!”

hitting a doll with a pillow repeatedly “CREMATE”

“If you woke up Christmas morning to no presents I bet you would act differently the next year”
“I would still eat the tree”

~some quality quotes from my cousin

Deleted user

"So, when my dad was growing up, he had two brothers. But now, for as long as I've been alive, he has had a brother and a sister."
"Transgender?"
"I don't know. I've thought about this my whole life."
"Are they transgender? It sounds like they're transgender."
"No, they're mixed. Like jalapeno and pepper."

@Pickles group

"So, when my dad was growing up, he had two brothers. But now, for as long as I've been alive, he has had a brother and a sister."
"Transgender?"
"I don't know. I've thought about this my whole life."
"Are they transgender? It sounds like they're transgender."
"No, they're mixed. Like jalapeno and pepper."

I– is this person okay? Am I supposed to think they're dumb or am I the dumb one?? I'm confused

Deleted user

(Sounds like a fun class)

(It’s not we were complaining about this class in gym and since my friend likes game grumps quotes I said this)

GAME GRUUUMMMPPPPSS

@Pickles group

“Hola my chachis today I am playing Minuet by Bach on my flute. Get ready for some big oof screeching.”

Me walking into my tutor's house tomorrow

Deleted user

(Sounds like a fun class)

(It’s not we were complaining about this class in gym and since my friend likes game grumps quotes I said this)

GAME GRUUUMMMPPPPSS

You must die

you don’t like GG??!?!

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies

(Sounds like a fun class)

(It’s not we were complaining about this class in gym and since my friend likes game grumps quotes I said this)

GAME GRUUUMMMPPPPSS

You must die

you don’t like GG??!?!

No it’s a quote

Deleted user

(Sounds like a fun class)

(It’s not we were complaining about this class in gym and since my friend likes game grumps quotes I said this)

GAME GRUUUMMMPPPPSS

You must die

you don’t like GG??!?!

No it’s a quote

oh phew lmao

@Yamatsu

(Sounds like a fun class)

(It’s not we were complaining about this class in gym and since my friend likes game grumps quotes I said this)

GAME GRUUUMMMPPPPSS

You must die

you don’t like GG??!?!

No it’s a quote

oh phew lmao

You tried to find the meaning. I guess you myissed.

Deleted user

(Sounds like a fun class)

(It’s not we were complaining about this class in gym and since my friend likes game grumps quotes I said this)

GAME GRUUUMMMPPPPSS

You must die

you don’t like GG??!?!

No it’s a quote

oh phew lmao

You tried to find the meaning. I guess you myissed.

I tried and I tried again

and I myissed

Deleted user

"So, when my dad was growing up, he had two brothers. But now, for as long as I've been alive, he has had a brother and a sister."
"Transgender?"
"I don't know. I've thought about this my whole life."
"Are they transgender? It sounds like they're transgender."
"No, they're mixed. Like jalapeno and pepper."

Am I supposed to think they're dumb or am I the dumb one?? I'm confused

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