This happened during a tutoring session.
Person A: Ugh, this is so boring~.
Person B: Well, I'm sorry, but I have no clue how to make it more interesting.
Person A: Take your shirt off.
Person B: shocked look
Not to be that person but imagine your otp
smelling myrrh, which is a kind of incense “This smells like sausage”
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“I need to farm the furniture” begins to pretend to farm the teacher’s desk
This happened during a tutoring session.
Person A: Ugh, this is so boring~.
Person B: Well, I'm sorry, but I have no clue how to make it more interesting.
Person A: Take your shirt off.
Person B: shocked look
Not to be that person but imagine your otp
Hmmmm
This happened during a tutoring session.
Person A: Ugh, this is so boring~.
Person B: Well, I'm sorry, but I have no clue how to make it more interesting.
Person A: Take your shirt off.
Person B: shocked look
Not to be that person but imagine your otp
Hmmmm
not to be that person but Lance and Keith in that order
"Don't touch my penis!" -kid in the seat behind me, very loudly when the bus got quieter
“Bold of you to assume I have kneecaps.”
in religion class
Teacher: What do we deserve?
Class: Dignity
Teacher: Again. What do we deserve?
Random boy in my class: MONEY!
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randomly in math class CACAW CACAW
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~yesterday~
“My mind has gotten dirtier over break. All I can think about it 69 and incense”
~today~
“I love the smell of incest”
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~yesterday~
taking the clothes off a stuffed Peppa Pig keychain while principal is behind them “Peppa is NOT a stripper!”
~today~
“I don’t think [principal’s name] likes me anymore after I yelled Peppa Pig is a stripper in front of him”
One of my friends wrote Peppa Pig fanfic for school
“I don’t think [principal’s name] likes me anymore after I yelled Peppa Pig is a stripper in front of him”
…..
One of my friends wrote Peppa Pig fanfic for school
For SCHOOL??
One of my friends wrote Peppa Pig fanfic for school
For SCHOOL??
Yeah
One of my friends wrote Peppa Pig fanfic for school
For SCHOOL??
Yeah
…was it a project?
fire alarm goes off
"Fuck! I really picked the wrong day to not wear pants….I need to do laundry."
One of my friends wrote Peppa Pig fanfic for school
For SCHOOL??
Yeah
…was it a project?
Yep
One of my friends wrote Peppa Pig fanfic for school
For SCHOOL??
Yeah
kinda sounds like something she (the friend who said that) would do. She has looked up Peppa Pig Fanfiction during school
One of my friends wrote Peppa Pig fanfic for school
For SCHOOL??
Yeah
…was it a project?
Yep
What was the project?
One of my friends wrote Peppa Pig fanfic for school
For SCHOOL??
Yeah
…was it a project?
Yep
what was the project?
One of my friends wrote Peppa Pig fanfic for school
For SCHOOL??
Yeah
…was it a project?
Yep
What was the project?
Write a short story.
One of my friends wrote Peppa Pig fanfic for school
For SCHOOL??
Yeah
…was it a project?
Yep
What was the project?
Write a short story.
…ok then. Still sounds like something my friend would do
Imma get married. The we’ll join the army and get separated. Yes I want that to happen. Then we’ll move to Africa and be missionaries and have 6 kids then adopt 2 more and then I’ll be a martyr for Jesus and get burned at the stake. Yeah. I wanna be burned.
Ratatouille looking ass bitch
Ratatouille looking ass bitch
You called?
"If I don't die from ingesting explosive chemicals, then what's the point???"
“If I live, I can sue the bus company and pay for college. If I die, I’m dead. It a win-win situation. See you soon.”
Considering that we may potentially be nuked off the face of the planet over the next month or so, do I really have to worry about student loans?