forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"If I'm going to be gay I'm doing it on my own terms!"

So I was just FaceTiming my friend and I said I had to get off and she said
“See you at school tomorrow. Or I’ll see you in your nightmares, [my name]”

That's what we call chaotic energy

Dude number 1 "Man you're such a bottom!"
Dude number 2 "What do you mean I'm a bottom? I always use the top bunk bed when we sleep over!"
Bf "Pfft, hun that's the wrong kind of bottom."
Dude number 2 "Ohhhhhh, then let me correct myself, HELL YES I AM A MOTHER*** BOTTOM AND MY BF CAN CONFIRM!!!!!"
Bf "Nods."

Random convo in the halls between two guys at my school, and one of the guys bf's.

snort

“I’m gonna eat Death.”

"Cease and desist, or you will cease to exist!"

We were talking about the guy that played Edgar Allen Poe in our marching band show not being happy cause his family died of tb
My dad: a couple times he was smiling when the girl died
Me: Annabelle Lee is dying. It's working. The poison is kicking in
My dad, not understanding my quality gen z humor: 😕

“If you don’t believe in Santa Claus, I’ll eat your fingers.”
“But I don’t have hands.”

“Ms(insert name of teacher), why does this say a character sniffed drugs?”
“It’s a story idea for creative writing.”
“Do you do drugs?”
“No.”

diddly dum diddly dee in gonna break your heccin knees - kind in my first hour

“The next person who tries to convince me to read Homestuck is getting their teeth stolen.”

doing chicken arms and baby voice
"I'm a conservative"
a few seconds later
"Get it? Liberal. Liberate the Mexicans" laughs at own joke

Boy in my math class: I’m having issues with the fractions and finding the y-intercept
My friend: I’m having issues with the fact that I exist

Same friend: [Math teacher], I’m sure you’ll like Peppa Pig eventually
Math teacher: Probably not. That’s a definite no

“Murder spaghetti Jesus born”

“[Band teacher] is a calculator”

“Congratulations, you are a heathen”

while giving me her glue stick “That’s mine”

“If I had to eat a rat, I would cook it so hard.”

"At my old school in Florida, some kid got stabbed and we still have our backpacks" -the same kid that said he got arrested for having Adderall at said school

"Hey, try not to look so dead inside when your playing G major scale." -my orchestra classmate.

“If you get arrested I’m going to take a picture and leave.”
“Not even a hello?”

"You know what D&D is, right?"
With all the seriousness in the world: "Yeah, it's from the Odyssey"
………………freshmen are so dumb

Student: makes joe mama joke
Teacher: "If y'all don't shut up, I'm gonna call joe mama."

Student: makes joe mama joke
Teacher: "If y'all don't shut up, I'm gonna call joe mama."

That’s a teacher I want, what an amazing teacher.

in southern accent "MY MEEMAW MAKES THE BEST MASH POTATOES. YOU CAN FIGHT ME IN THE MUD PIT IF YOU DISAGREE."

in southern accent "MY MEEMAW MAKES THE BEST MASH POTATOES. YOU CAN FIGHT ME IN THE MUD PIT IF YOU DISAGREE."

I’m aware you’re probably making fun of the south but that’s literally been said to me unironically But ‘grammy’ instead of Meehaw

in southern accent "MY MEEMAW MAKES THE BEST MASH POTATOES. YOU CAN FIGHT ME IN THE MUD PIT IF YOU DISAGREE."

I’m aware you’re probably making fun of the south but that’s literally been said to me unironically But ‘grammy’ instead of Meehaw

wait seriously XD

in southern accent "MY MEEMAW MAKES THE BEST MASH POTATOES. YOU CAN FIGHT ME IN THE MUD PIT IF YOU DISAGREE."

I’m aware you’re probably making fun of the south but that’s literally been said to me unironically But ‘grammy’ instead of Meehaw

wait seriously XD

Yea we were at camp and the potatoes sucked so we were talking about them and this dude said pretty much that exact thing