forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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(I´m gonna do my best to translate those…)
POOP FACE!
-That one kid who started to scream in the middle of the class…

YA´LL HAVE YOUR 2D WAIFUS AND I GOT A STOOL!
-The same kid, now older, who then proceeded to hug the stool

Teacher, can a human turn into two if you cut it in half?
-A random girl back in 9th grade…

What if I burn someone? What if I burn down the school? What if I desintegrade?
-A poor girl panicking at math class followed by a guy telling her who to burn and how to burn the school.

He must be on his batcave…
-A guy refering to the janitor

IMMA CREATE A KEVIN-EATING DRAGON
IMMA LEAVE KEVIN IN THE FOREST AND SACRIFICE HIM TO SLENDERMAN
IMMA DISECT A HUMAN AND SEW THEIR EYES INTO MINE!
-All by the same girl, who for some reason liked to bite my notebooks…

Old people fly… I´M PICCOLO!
-A poor kid with issues…

I´M GONNA PURGE YOU NICOLE!
-This one girl on english class…

So do you worship Will Smith?
-Another girl, this time on social studies class…

See you on vacation guys!
-This one girl after finishing our last test of the year, context: if you fail certain amount of tests you are going to school on vacation to raise your grades…

Who gave her political power?
-A poor tired guy after the teacher leaved this one girl as the unofficial class president, who guess what? gets high on candy…

I think those candies are drugs…
-This another tired girl after having the same candies as the last girl…

I´M PINKY WENDY!
-The candy girl

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GUYS THE CHIP STORY WILL BE POSTED BY THE WRITER ON HERE YEE SHES GETTING NOTEBOOK

Deleted user

GUYS THE CHIP STORY WILL BE POSTED BY THE WRITER ON HERE YEE SHES GETTING NOTEBOOK

she wants to know if y'all would buy her brand of chips (we have talked about this
we specifically sell to potheads because the flavors are kind of weird like cheese burger and big big goldfish or gayfish our motto is "if y'all high u wanna buy"

@Yamatsu

Also, this isn't a quote, but we have an alto sax freshman named Max and the band kids call him Maxophone.

I love that

My old band teacher has his Masters in Trombone, so the other guys in the section called him the Master Boner.

@Pickles group

"Our military is bigger now. They don't need you"
"WELL NOW I'M GONNA JOIN THE MILITARY"

"yeah I have more muscles than you because I'm Latino"

"You could just be transgender and pay less"
"ooh yeah I'm girl now"
"…"
"I don't even have a penis anymore"

government is a fun class

@Pickles group

"What's your role?"
"Kavaugh"
"Oh he's a tough cookie"

Kid 1: "You're a Republican"
Kid 2, after asking Kid 1 what he was: "No I'm a Democrat"
Kid 3: "Oh, we're gonna have issues"
Kid 1: "What do you believe in?"
Kid 2: "Obama" beats chest like tarzan
Kid 1: "You literally just said you don't believe in obamacare"

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YALL SHE WROTE THE CHIP FANFICTION

Her shape was ever so perfect. her sides fell to a curve from both ends. ruffles along the front and back formed perfection. as if they were made to fit such a beauty. skin as gold as rings upon a wedded woman. she was not meant for this world. shame put upon anyone who dared to put her close to their lips, for she was deemed unhealthy for the mouths of others. I wonder why society would shame and underate such a heartfelt, savory and undeniable beauty with so much to offer. a tear runs down my cheek as i put her to my lips. i chew with the remaining salt from her side on my lips. she was something else. a snack to others, a wonderful chip to me. she was gone, she left me. with a full stomach of butterflies and an empty bag and wallet. but it was satisfying

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YALL SHE WROTE THE CHIP FANFICTION

Her shape was ever so perfect. her sides fell to a curve from both ends. ruffles along the front and back formed perfection. as if they were made to fit such a beauty. skin as gold as rings upon a wedded woman. she was not meant for this world. shame put upon anyone who dared to put her close to their lips, for she was deemed unhealthy for the mouths of others. I wonder why society would shame and underate such a heartfelt, savory and undeniable beauty with so much to offer. a tear runs down my cheek as i put her to my lips. i chew with the remaining salt from her side on my lips. she was something else. a snack to others, a wonderful chip to me. she was gone, she left me. with a full stomach of butterflies and an empty bag and wallet. but it was satisfying

chip hookers

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YALL SHE WROTE THE CHIP FANFICTION

Her shape was ever so perfect. her sides fell to a curve from both ends. ruffles along the front and back formed perfection. as if they were made to fit such a beauty. skin as gold as rings upon a wedded woman. she was not meant for this world. shame put upon anyone who dared to put her close to their lips, for she was deemed unhealthy for the mouths of others. I wonder why society would shame and underate such a heartfelt, savory and undeniable beauty with so much to offer. a tear runs down my cheek as i put her to my lips. i chew with the remaining salt from her side on my lips. she was something else. a snack to others, a wonderful chip to me. she was gone, she left me. with a full stomach of butterflies and an empty bag and wallet. but it was satisfying

A fan fiction but it’s ASMR with a real chip.

@Pickles group

The kid in front of me is taking his test upside down. Like, his gradecam is upside down and he definitely knows cause he joked about it before we started (I just finished and noticed while I was trying not to trip over anything)

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Hello its me… chip girl.
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My mind wandered places my mouth could not. I was alone with my thoughts and her upon my hand. I held her close for she was the only thing I could need. She never disappointed me nor did she want to. She left when time was needed but never left me. I became one with her as she was one with me. We completed each other in ways many couldn't comprehend. She was more than just a chip she was apart of something bigger. She served a greater purpose to those who obtained her. She was more than a chip she was my life. The only thing I could think about when times were hard on me. She gave me a purpose as I did for her. A queen covered in salt and beauty to the eyes of those who could see her. A wonder for us all.

@Elliott-isnt-dead! group

(So we have these class president elections running right now and this was a convo between me and a friend who are both running)
Me: So you'll pay me to leave the election?
Friend: Yes how much do you want?
Me: 15 bucks
Friend: Alright, i'll pay you 15 bucks to have you drop out of the election
Me: HOW DARE YOU TRY TO BRIBE A GREAT CANDIDATE LIKE ME
Friend:…..You're an idiot

@Pickles group

kid 1: Why is it birds and bees though?
kid 2: looks it up
kid 2: because birds have eggs and bees um….pollination
kid 1: but they don't mate with each other
kid 2: it's a metaphor
kid 1: it works as a metaphor but it's not realistic
kid 2: ItS nOt SuPpOsEd To Be ItS a MeTaPhOr

Deleted user

Just remembered something this thing…
Guy, talking to his friends and then just asks me something out of nowhere: So, (my name) how hard it to cut someone´s neck?

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry

Some lovely quotes I’ve heard today at school:

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“You’re not a real number. You’re a fake number”

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“Your face is an airplane”

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“All hail Peppa Pig Jesus”

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“I’M GOING TO COMMIT GENOCIDE”

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“Pain and suffering class”

@TakeToTheStars

Me, my math teacher, and my math class
Me: (is writing down stuff about vertical and horizontal) writes the right abbreviation for horizontal (to self) That doesn’t look right. writes “horizontal” down.
Me: being impolite (math teacher), what is the abbreviation for “horizontal?”
Math teacher: h-o-r-i.
Me: But that looks wrong.
Math teacher: Well it isn’t (spells out bad word)
Cute guy: (says word)
beat
Everyone laughs.
Guy next to me: You have a dirty mind.
Someone else: And we are finally going off on a tangent.
Math teacher: Back to what I was saying…

is too chicken to put down curse words

Science teacher: I could dance better than (best sub ever).
Guy that is next to me in math: That’s why she has that pole guys.
Dan: That’s disturbing.
Someone else: It’s hard with a box around it though.

(Not for sure if those count though.