forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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my friend to every one of the rest of my friends “Rub my feet but not in gay”

1-"He doesn't live in the ghetto"
2-"Yes he does"
3-"He lives in the nice ghetto"
1-"He lives on the university part"
2-"Child he moved out of that months ago. Now he lives in the ghetto"

"That show about Alaska what's it called?"
"ALASKAN BUSH PEOPLE"

I just went on a school trip so prepare yourselves

"No Brandon you can't take music in the shower, it would probably just be moaning anyway."
"Ooh, Alabama! Come on we need a photo."
"Jefferson looks like a twink."
"God, I never knew declaring war could be so boring."
"I'm fishing for weebs."
"You're gonna get dress coded for showing your ankles…you whore"
"Please no making tik toks in the Holocaust Museum."
"I got rejected and saw dead bodies today I'm not doin so good."

“but like,,,, ceilings don’t exist. like birds”

“so like, when you walk into a house you don’t see the ceiling? but when you go up a level there’s a floor?”

“well it’s the roof. cus floor backwards minus the l is roof beat that government”

“I’m a snake having a seizure!! sssSsssssSssSSssSS”

…waiting for a parade to start

(Talking about Ethiopia in economics)

One kid: "I have a friend in Ethiopia. They sent me a picture of cuisine there."
Class: (Is quiet)
Teacher: "That's nice, [kid's name]."
One kid: (Gets up in the middle of class and walks to the board. Picks up a marker and starts drawing. Very serious expression as he turns around to reveal…a drawing of an empty bowl.)
Class: (Horrified and trying not to laugh at the same time.)
Teacher: …Actually, it's more like-" (Adds a single green bean.)

Loudly whispered in English: "I have to finish my acid trip"

"I'm going to steal your kneecaps, sharpen them into two daggers than stab you in the back."

"we will take your toes"

“wait so you’re from Belarus right”
“yes”
“Oh where’s that? South America?”
“…”

“If I’m not the best at it before I’ve even done it it’s not getting done.”

“What do you think I am? A civilized human being?”

~~~~~

“Can I sit on [my name]’s head?”

"MY GUY"
"We'll just say I fingered Shrek"

“If I’m not the best at it before I’ve even done it it’s not getting done.”

Perfectionism in a nutshell. It fucking sucks, man.

it really does. why am i like this

Mood

"That's right I've heard the story over and over again, gee it's swell to finally YEET her other friends"

"skididdle skadoodle the octaves, you can even tweedle dee them if you want"
"maybe you have a big bacteria"
"take a breath test!"
"i am a big bacteria"
"today is pretty rad"

i kindly hope you choke on a burrito

save the eyerolls and the attitude for the freshmen

NO IM THE DEPRESSED ONE, THAT'S MY PLACE IN THE GROUP
then who am i?
YOU ARE THE "ILL DO ANYTHING FOR WEED" ONE

(all of these gems are from the back of an american highschool bus after school)

"I DON'T GIVE TWO SHAKES OF A RAT'S ASS"

"Lets toe tangle baby ;)"

"I'm not obsessed with me dying, I'm obsessed with how people react to me dying."

"Weird kink, but you do you."

“Sweetie that’s not a prank that’s murder.”

(One of my friends said something along those lines and me and another friend just looked at her and said: "Tomato Yamamoto."