forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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OOOF

Some girl I was fighting with: "You know what, I am a bitch. Bitch is another word for dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, and danture's beautiful, so I"m beautiful."

Me: "Nature's also being destroyed at a rapid pace so uh have fun dying motherfucker"

(mmm whacha sayyyyy)

"Who needs icecream when we have cocktails, babeeeeeeey~"

student: sir, give me your phone.
teacher: okay..?

-5 minutes after the phone is returned-

teacher: seriously! we get it! you're gay!

shows pride flag drawn on notes app

student: just wanted to make sure you really did know!

Why– why would a teacher give a student their phone???? Australia is weird. It is you that lives in Australia right? Or is that Amber? Is confused

No lol I'm an England child
It is indeed Ruby

“I’ve become the sin that Jesus died for.”

"Massage the bag."
We made slushies in science class with ice, punch, and ice cream salt XP

"Massage the bag."
We made slushies in science class with ice, punch, and ice cream salt XP

I thought I read 'Massage the fag.'
Ahhhhhh I'm dead inside…

“It’s not my fault you like to touch guys. You shouldn’t touch me, I’m not gay.”
“Yesterday I sucked your dick and you didn’t say no Homo.”

“Someone threw their coffee down the stairs”
“Why did they do it to the Tim hortons like that”

I stg this guy said this to his friend in the most country voice ever
"Get back here boy you need to be deported"

"Hopefully I don't get his heart cancer…… wait no not heart cancer. heart problems"

"Hopefully I don't get his heart cancer…… wait no not heart cancer. heart problems"

Oddly enough, heart cancer isn't very common due to the fact that your heart cells don't actually replicate that often. They just grow in size and replicate maybe a few times before the die and are replaced.

"DON'T BE SUCH A YOGURT SLUT"

“If you could fuck any Mario Character, who would it be?”
One friend: Donkey Kong
Me: Daisy because she’s thicc
Other friend: Wario

“If you could fuck any Mario Character, who would it be?”
One friend: Donkey Kong
Me: Daisy because she’s thicc
Other friend: Wario

Not even Bowser?! smh

“If you could fuck any Mario Character, who would it be?”
One friend: Donkey Kong
Me: Daisy because she’s thicc
Other friend: Wario

Not even Bowser?! smh

He’s my personal second choice

My friend: "Baby yogurt"

my friends and I singing to the tune of They’ll Know We Are Christians “AND THEY’LL KNOW WE ARE COMMUNISTS BY OUR COMRADES, BY OUR COMRADES, YES THEY’LL KNOW WE A COMMUNISTS BY OUR COMRADES

A couple of gems (both words and actions), all by or inspired by the same kid who just moved to my state and transferred to my school (a week after the school year started). Note, we're both seniors in high school. Also, I'll be referring to him as 'Handstands'.

Literally Day 1:
Teacher: "If you would head to the library, Mr. [Last Name], and pick up the two textbooks for this class. Take the pass with you."
Handstands: (Without missing a beat) "Sure." (Gets up, walks to the pass, then opens the door. Looks back. We make eye contact and he shrugs, then leaves.)
Classmate: "Does he know where the library is?"
Teacher: "…Probably not."
*Classmate: "Ehh, the school's a square. He'll find it eventually."

Same Class (AP Comparative Government):
(Talking about American government)
Teacher: "…and that's how our government works."
Handstands: "You mean doesn't work,,."

In Art Class
(Teacher is trying to convince me, for the tenth time, to join art club. Handstands is standing next to my desk and the teacher, wearing a very vibrant hawaiian shirt with gnomes, mushrooms and flamingos on it.)
Teacher (to me): "Handstands is a very interesting person."
Handstands: "You haven't gnome me for very long, but I'm a pretty fun guy." (Pointing to his shirt)
Teacher: "…This is why you should join art club. Handstands is in it."

"If my sons watch this it'll turn them into lesbians!" -my friend, quoting her parents

"I keep my gay in there!" -the same friend

“So a kid once asked me how I knew I was gay if I had never dated a girl, and I wanted to say ‘How do you know you’re straight if you’ve never dated a girl’ but I couldn’t, because I dated him.”