forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Hello child"
"I'm older than you"
"You really think I care"

"im known as the shake master" - my friend talking about working at sonic

"knights"
"I think you mean cnigots"

"Hello child"
"I'm older than you"
"You really think I care"

similarly
"Hello child"
"I'm older than you"
"I don't care I call everyone child. You're a child until you turn 18"
"Bye"

“Shrek is the best waifu dude”

So my friend was totally out of it yesterday because she was really tired, and we had marching band practice. Our director was waving from his tower to get us to stop looking at the ground and she waved back at him in the middle of a run and didn't realize she did

"EAT THE GLUE REBECCA! IT'S PEER PRESSURE!"

friend 1: I think i'm haunted by a killer
friend 2: no that's just them Points to me
me: grinning like a devil
friend 1: oh yeah you're right

The tech person of my school just passed me while looking at his phone, turned back the other way and walked that way than turned back.
Me: Are you alright?
Him: This is fine. I'm fine. EvErYtHiNg iS FiNe.

Friend 1: SAY IT OR YOUR STRAIGHT
me: this is peer pressure
Friend 2: Pens
me: *pterodactyl screeches

everyone needs a little Lizzo in their lives.

-one of my friend's moms
it was repeated at Homecoming by her

everyone needs a little Lizzo in their lives.

-one of my friend's moms
it was repeated at Homecoming by her

WHY DOES THE CARROT GROW— oh wait that’s the gts version

everyone needs a little Lizzo in their lives.

-one of my friend's moms
it was repeated at Homecoming by her

WHY DOES THE CARROT GROW— oh wait that’s the gts version

hahahahahaha i saw that yesterday

"Alright. Your kneecaps, hand em over."

"There are 2 kinds of adults: legal adults and actual adults."

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human spine?"
"I was with you until that last part."

"… Am I a monster fucker if I really want to go on a date with Indrid from TAZ?"

"Bro, you're being such a Kyle!"
he gasped in shock"Well if I'm a Kyle, then you're a Kevin!"
They then proceeded to argue in the courtyard until the bell rang

"You're out here with like one braincell."
"Excuse me I have two so shut up."

“What is happiness?”
“What’s friendship?”
“What is love?”
“Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!”

random junior: NO! SHOW ME A PICTURE OF YOUR KNEE CAPS DOING A KEYBOARD SMASH

*Talking about god
friend NO HE DOES HAVE A MOM, IT WAS VIRGIN MARY
me: you mean Jesus,
friend: no i dont i mean…..
friend after a minute: FUCKKKKKKK

“She died as she lived..”
“Are you talking about me?”
“No?? Are you ok??”

Some quality quotes of mine from today:

“This water is water”

“Poor, lonely underwear”

"You're out here with like one braincell."
"Excuse me I have two so shut up."

my friends to me on a daily

Me to myself on a daily