forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"He wasn't bored, he was just being a sad puppy dog"

"I have missing assignments, sure. But there were only four and each of them were worth 5 points. That doesn't impact my grade!"
I say as later that day, my mom yells at me for letting my B- drop to a C. And now I'm grounded until I get it back up, which should be Monday…but wth mom? It's only a C in an accelerated class!

“Why is that a mood though”
turns around to see the mood, sees a man in a horse mask walking out the door

“Do you support breast cancer?”

“I’m going to make a mistake and no one can stop me.”

“Pay attention.”
“You’re attention.”
“Then pay me, bitch.”

"My pumpkins are reproducing again!"

“Don’t eat too much Americans.”
“Cook the American.”

"I have missing assignments, sure. But there were only four and each of them were worth 5 points. That doesn't impact my grade!"
I say as later that day, my mom yells at me for letting my B- drop to a C. And now I'm grounded until I get it back up, which should be Monday…but wth mom? It's only a C in an accelerated class!

@ my friend who's taking all ap and has two b+s without weight

"I have missing assignments, sure. But there were only four and each of them were worth 5 points. That doesn't impact my grade!"
I say as later that day, my mom yells at me for letting my B- drop to a C. And now I'm grounded until I get it back up, which should be Monday…but wth mom? It's only a C in an accelerated class!

@ my friend who's taking all ap and has two b+s without weight

me who has a b+ in a non-weighted ap class and it's an 89%

Has about three large cowboy hats on top of eachother than a fedora on top of that.
"Howdy my lady."
Proccedes to tip all hats without dropping any.

“Alexander Hamilton: The gay brain damaged bird from China!”

"She really isn't like other girls."- my friend talking about me after I told him i'd make a necklace out of his spine

"She really isn't like other girls."- my friend talking about me after I told him i'd make a necklace out of his spine

"I'm not like other girls! I have–
SNAKE ARMS."

"I WILL HARVEST YOUR SPINAL FLUIDS!!"

"You know, some of you have never gotten your hair in lemonade and it really shows"

"You know, some of you have never gotten your hair in lemonade and it really shows"

what does this even mean tho

“There was these girls at Homecoming last night in the bathroom. I think both of them were in the [band] guard, actually. And one girl was pooping and it hurt so much she asked the other girl for help.”

— an unprompted story from my friend on our way back to my house from a gas station

"You know, some of you have never gotten your hair in lemonade and it really shows"

what does this even mean tho

we were talking about sticky drinks, aka how pretty much every drink that's not water is sticky and lemonade was being questioned

about salt "ah, Satan be gone beads"

"You're not that hormonal, I promise"

"Your teeth are parted like Moses parted the sea, my G"- me roasting my friend in 7th grade

"Your teeth are parted like Moses parted the sea, my G"- me roasting my friend in 7th grade

"What do you floss with? A mattress?"

"He's a virgin nerd, he doesn't know any better"

"She must remain a virgin forever to honor her cat boyfriend"
"That's a furry thing"
"You'd know wouldn't you"

"My alignment is chaotic horny."
"Kinky."
"You know it."

"Your teeth are parted like Moses parted the sea, my G"- me roasting my friend in 7th grade

"What do you floss with? A mattress?"

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