forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Ah

"You need to stop, this is an intervention."
"UwU? Wut do you mean?" said in a really anime voice.
"S t o p ."

"Everything is edible, sometimes you just don't survive."
"Are you a goat?"

"Yall better have 911 on speed dial"
Proceeds to snort crushed up nature valley crunch bars

"Liquid white out is banned at our school."
"What why?"
"Cause people get high off of it."

First block teacher: I don’t like ‘cawwot’. It makes me uncomfortable.
Me: good

signing: My sister is marrying my cousin.
signing frantically and laughing silently so it looks like they’re having a stroke: WAIT. WAIT NO WRONG NO WAIT. TOMORROW MY COUSIN IS GETTING MARRIED. NOT SISTER.

what a mood honestly, i can't tell you how many times i've signed sister instead of tomorrow and vice-versa, i don't even have a sister lol

"JERRY GOT ONE GO JERRY!''

I just realized my Discord friends are public schooled so I can shove their quotes here now and not break any rules :D

Bean 1: (Bean 2) just sucked me off

Bean 2: gave him head

Bean 3: Sweeeeeet home Alabama~

2: I sucked on his chrome dome if you know what I mean

Bean 4: …

1: He legit just sucked on my bald head

And also the time Bean 1 wanted an art request

"JERRY GOT ONE GO JERRY!''

Is that a reference? I feel like that's referencing something.

"I'm the friend you buy at Goodwill"

"Oh, the clown parade was yesterday."
"Aww, you missed it, that's so sad."

"JERRY GOT ONE GO JERRY!''

Is that a reference? I feel like that's referencing something.

oh no Jerry's my adopted bear son

“Nothing calms me down. I haven’t chilled in years.”

“And so global warming… what… what is thaaaa don’t touch me with it!”
quietly: “banana squid*

"Not gonna lie, I'd fuck Edgar Alan Poe whne he was nine."
Wtf

me: can't pronuciate the word, 'pronunciate'
(Pro-nun-shate? Pro-nun-site? Pron-sigh-ate?)

Pro-nun-see-ate

"I no grammar goodly or pro-nu-shate ah-maz-in-lee."
(Me in a nutshell when I'm talking fast/geeking out…my friend says it's cute. * sigh* )
Has an A in English

"Did y'all hear about that girl who got dress coded for wearing too many scrunchies?"
"Yeah, she had scrunchies up to here on her arms." Points to elbow

"I'm gonna go make (color guard coach's name) hit the whoa!"
"MAKE HER WHIP AND NAE NAE TOO!! AND DAB!!"
(My coach is like 40 lmao)

Me during my piano lesson about my new piece
“Yeah it sounds nice but it reads like an artsy short story. I feel like I’m gonna have a stroke.”

“How are you not freezing?”
“I am”

GASP “ITS WATER”
“I WANNA GO SKINNYDIPPING IN IT”

“Ooh, pretty” touches hot metal rod
“It didn’t burn that much” has blisters on fingers