forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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Thanks he's a walking meme
He played the banana phone song on loop today and also has History and Kidz Bop study sessions

"Stop snorting crushed up jolly ranchers, we actually have to do this."
My science teacher, walking past. "Wait, you guys have jolly ranchers? I want some."

‘i’m too gay for this shit’

In class yesterday (this is actually from technical college but it is something you would hear a high school student say):

Teacher: Did you know Pythagoras had a cult?

Student: Did they wear triangles on their heads?

Teacher: what are you guys doing?
Student: my mom

Me: guys can we stop playing with maggots?
My friend: throws acorn with a maggot in it at me

“It was tacky tourist day, not sexy tourist day, but I guess you can’t help it.”

this is my entire energy

"Hey, can you make sure there's not blood on my pants?"
"Sure, why? Are you on your period?"
"No, I broke a dude nose and need to make sure there's no evidence pointing towards me."

"Gay people are hot."

"Gay people are hot."

yes we are

"Gay people are hot."

yes we are

Yeah you are

“Why do the gay guys get the girls?”

"Sex doesn't exist."

Teacher: "So I'm gonna show this but then I'm not gonna show this because I need my phone."
Me: So are we gonna show it?

Teacher: Kids don't think about death.
Me, snorting: You've obviously never met someone in gen z.

Teacher: Kids don't think about death.
Me, snorting: You've obviously never met someone in gen z.

We have both a healthy fear of and rabid desire for death.

Teacher: Kids don't think about death.
Me, snorting: You've obviously never met someone in gen z.

We have both a healthy fear of and rabid desire for death.

Indeed.

"what if humans went around picking each other up the way cats do?"
"then i could bite you without it being assault or sexual"

"EAT THE FUCKING BANANA JAMES" he then proceeded to chant 'Potassium'

“Anyone want hoisin sauce?”
“Poison sauce??”

“So when Paul Rudd went around yelling that the British are coming—“

“Paul Rudd? You mean Paul Revere?”

“Yeah but we all know Paul Rudd is immortal. I mean have you seen him?”

"So, I heard you like feet!"

Walks up to bench
“My mom died”
other person gets up, is seen walking back to us
“You don’t mess with people’s moms”

"So I heard you have bronchitis."
"Yeah, you want some?"
"Maybe later. Now, I'm no doctor, but I did drop out of collage to reanimate a corpse, so I think I'm pretty qualified."

• Me and another drama kid during Bus Stop.

Spanish Teacher: (friend's name) no Ingles
My friend, who wasn't talking at all: confused Invader Zim noises

And that's how the joke "BREATHES IN SPANISH" came to exist lmao. Spanish class is a trip, let me tell you. I'll keep you posted XD