forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"Sex doesn't fucking exist!" ~yes, again

"Hello Penelope the blue scum"
"For f*cks sake, my name's peter"

“Ayy, rEe, I, No, U and sometimes Y tho

“I dare you to go one say without singing.”
sings”NO.”

"i have a hair kink"
"the only man i'm attracted to is waluigi"

"i have a hair kink"
"the only man i'm attracted to is waluigi"

and then you said "cherry valence is the hottest outsider"

phone goes off in class
teacher - "who has their phone in class AFTERSCHOOL DETENTION!"
one out of the three diabetics in our class - "but i'm allowed my phone..?"
me - "we get it, you have privileges, MOVING ON!"

I was just casually talking to a portrait of Shakespeare in my class, about writing and stuff.
"Bruh, I'm telling you, this generation has done your plays justice."
"Dude, when I get up there, you gotta tell me the meaning of Romeo and Juliet, you gotta."
"I know that I've never finished them, but trust me this one is good!"
"Don't give me that look, Will."

^^^ thats a mood aha

“I like your shoelaces” “thanks I stole them from the president”

oh my god that's such an old tumblr meme

“we need to clean this bitch” remembers friend’s mom is in the room and attempts to correct self “SUCKER”

"why do you people do this to me??"
"I'm sucking ray toros dick leave me alone"

"that is the angriest I have ever seen somebody eat a tortilla."

“I had to go take my school picture in third so I was a little late”

“Oh yea? I bet you looked sexy.” An unwarranted but welcome comment in a conversation between me and my friend lmaooo

"wow i would kill for that belt"
"a pause how did you think i got it?"

"I want to steal The Rocks skin."
"Dude, you're a twink. It would be like an oversized onsie."

"How do you have sex standing up? With your clothes on?"
"What?"

“I have uno.”
“Braincell?”
“What?”
“You have uno braincell. One braincell.”
“Whatever I did I’m sorry.”
“You were born.”

"Potassium is for men and women you idiot!"

"I will be a newsie with bright pink hair and no one can stop me."

“I actually know three exorcists which is weird considering I only know like 12 people, meaning 1/4 of the people I know are exorcists.”

Anyone can be an exorcist if they can scream enough prayers and throw enough salt.
My mom works at a church and every diocese (or maybe state? Idk) has a designated exorcist and she's now forbidden me from asking the priests she works with if they're the exorcists because I'd do it like every time I met one.

"I was expecting tea and stuff not demons" is quite possibly the best thing I've read all day