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"I am going to kill you and your father, make it seem like an accident, than watch your mother blame herself for it."
"Jesus Christ, I just took a pretzel!"
"I am going to kill you and your father, make it seem like an accident, than watch your mother blame herself for it."
"Jesus Christ, I just took a pretzel!"
"I am going to kill you and your father, make it seem like an accident, than watch your mother blame herself for it."
"Jesus Christ, I just took a pretzel!"
Me when someone takes my food
((I don’t even know the context, first block is just weird like that))
"Who's on the penny?"
"George Washington!"
"Y'all need to go to back to kindergarten."
"I don't think you realize how glorious this is. The pieces of my life now come together. I understand the meaning of life. Don't you see? This is magical. This is precious. This is beautiful."
"Dude, it's legit just two fruit snack packages stuck together."
"IT'S STILL BEAUTIFUL"
"I am going to kill you and your father, make it seem like an accident, than watch your mother blame herself for it."
"Jesus Christ, I just took a pretzel!"Me when someone takes my food
Moral of the story, don't touch Reed's food unless you have a death wish.
"this sucks dick but not in a good way"
"I DONT KNOW SHES JUST ANOTHER DEAD PERSON OKAY?!"
"It just occurred to me that I'm allergic to grass."
"… We're sitting in a goddamn field."
“It was tacky tourist day, not sexy tourist day, but I guess you can’t help it.”
“It was tacky tourist day, not sexy tourist day, but I guess you can’t help it.”
Hahaha we have tourist day sometime this week and this is definitely something that's going to be said at my school too XD I hate high school
"Look at him over there eating ramen noodles! He looks like a slave."
"I thought we'd better watch a tik tok" pulls up tik tok pet compilation on youtube -my precalc teacher
"you're an eshay, you're an eshay, EVERYONES AN ESHAY! except you, you're a vsco, which is just as bad" - some yr 11 kid that walked into my english class…
"Bad day?"
"If someone so much as looks at me wrong I'm snapping their neck."
"Oh shit."
"Bad day?"
"If someone so much as looks at me wrong I'm snapping their neck."
"Oh shit."
MOOD aha
Context(Again):A guy held a door open for me and I'm very quiet sometimes
Me(Very quietly):Thank you
Him:Yo did you just call me daddy?!?!
Me(Now very loud):Bruh wtf, I said 'thank you'! Get your head out of the gutter!
While getting ready to film the weather channel:
“Can someone just slide Captain America into the shot”
(During Flag Football today after I got completely ran over by a football guy)
The rest of the class: “-kids name-! You just ran over her!”
Kid: “Who did I run over?”
Me: “Me!”
Kid: “Oh I thought you were a guy!”
"If I sound like I'm not okay it's because I'm not." -My first block teacher again
APUSH teacher: Fathers would divide their land up and give it to their children as an inheritance.
Me, softly: That didn't work out too well for King Lear….
"how do you just LeArN aN iNsTrUmEnT?!!
APUSH teacher: Fathers would divide their land up and give it to their children as an inheritance.
Me, softly: That didn't work out too well for King Lear….
You kidding? That didn't work out for Constantine, either!
APUSH teacher: Fathers would divide their land up and give it to their children as an inheritance.
Me, softly: That didn't work out too well for King Lear….You kidding? That didn't work out for Constantine, either!
nice
I didn’t see that how
Nice comment I like the APUSH teacher comments
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