forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"I am going to kill you and your father, make it seem like an accident, than watch your mother blame herself for it."
"Jesus Christ, I just took a pretzel!"

@Pickles group

"I am going to kill you and your father, make it seem like an accident, than watch your mother blame herself for it."
"Jesus Christ, I just took a pretzel!"

Me when someone takes my food

theinnocentchild

"I don't think you realize how glorious this is. The pieces of my life now come together. I understand the meaning of life. Don't you see? This is magical. This is precious. This is beautiful."
"Dude, it's legit just two fruit snack packages stuck together."
"IT'S STILL BEAUTIFUL"

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"I am going to kill you and your father, make it seem like an accident, than watch your mother blame herself for it."
"Jesus Christ, I just took a pretzel!"

Me when someone takes my food

Moral of the story, don't touch Reed's food unless you have a death wish.

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"It just occurred to me that I'm allergic to grass."
"… We're sitting in a goddamn field."

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“It was tacky tourist day, not sexy tourist day, but I guess you can’t help it.”

@Pickles group

“It was tacky tourist day, not sexy tourist day, but I guess you can’t help it.”

Hahaha we have tourist day sometime this week and this is definitely something that's going to be said at my school too XD I hate high school

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"you're an eshay, you're an eshay, EVERYONES AN ESHAY! except you, you're a vsco, which is just as bad" - some yr 11 kid that walked into my english class…

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"Bad day?"
"If someone so much as looks at me wrong I'm snapping their neck."
"Oh shit."

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"Bad day?"
"If someone so much as looks at me wrong I'm snapping their neck."
"Oh shit."

MOOD aha

@Kanaroli group

Context(Again):A guy held a door open for me and I'm very quiet sometimes
Me(Very quietly):Thank you
Him:Yo did you just call me daddy?!?!
Me(Now very loud):Bruh wtf, I said 'thank you'! Get your head out of the gutter!

@Jay-Marae-is-in-an-emotional-maze

(During Flag Football today after I got completely ran over by a football guy)
The rest of the class: “-kids name-! You just ran over her!”
Kid: “Who did I run over?”
Me: “Me!”
Kid: “Oh I thought you were a guy!”

@HighPockets group

APUSH teacher: Fathers would divide their land up and give it to their children as an inheritance.
Me, softly: That didn't work out too well for King Lear….

@Yamatsu

APUSH teacher: Fathers would divide their land up and give it to their children as an inheritance.
Me, softly: That didn't work out too well for King Lear….

You kidding? That didn't work out for Constantine, either!

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APUSH teacher: Fathers would divide their land up and give it to their children as an inheritance.
Me, softly: That didn't work out too well for King Lear….

You kidding? That didn't work out for Constantine, either!

HAH

nice

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I didn’t see that how

Nice comment I like the APUSH teacher comments