forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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“Let’s feed Robert to the zombies first!”
“Zombies have higher standards.”

Talking about hair length in social studies - me and a lot of my guy friends have pretty long hair
"Shoutout to Robert even though he's not in this class"

"I literally did one math problem and I already want to die"

Kicking someone's legs so they'd fall down. "On your knees before the queen."

"I literally did one math problem and I already want to die"

uGH SAME

"Look at him he's so cute."
"Who?"
"Bernie Sanders."

“Man! My trumpet sounds like my farts! Loud and glorious!”
“Your playing the wrong notes honey.”

“what’s a good villain name for my duck?”

Hm yes I approve of this person

"IF YOU HAVE THIS FINGER DOWN YOU ARE WRONG DO NOT MAKE ME SLAP YOU" -me several times during sectionals

"I'M A FUCKING IDIOT SANDWICH" A kid I heard in the hallway while I was in my steal drums class

“Is that an Italian loaf of pasta next to a French baguette?”
“Why would someone do this? It doesn’t make sense!”

Loaf…of… pasta?

Yes indeed!

“what’s a good villain name for my duck?”

Hm yes I approve of this person

lol the duck itself looks super weird after he doodled all over it with a pen to give it “tattoos”

"Please don't tell your parents that we talked about sex and drugs today in APUSH."

• My APUSH teacher, after explaining how smuggling worked through a drug metaphor and having us read an article on how colonial Americans viewed relationships

A text conversation in the marching band flute group chat
Person 1: we need to do some section bonding
Person 1: I think we should skip the football game and raid area 51
Person 2: I'm down
Person 2: we'd get to miss school to fly down
Person 3: yeah let's die
Person 4 (our section leader): as long as everyone has their drillbook fixed
Person 1: I do
Person 2: me too
Person 5: yup
Person 1: I think we all do
Person 4: then feel free

HAPPY RAID DAY CRACKHEADS!

Someone has already Naruto-run past a reporter, we live in the greatest timeline. Until they get shot, in which case, September is going to be a generally tragic month.

Not something said but a kid ate a crayon in first block

"a vanilla chinchilla is a chinilla"

holding a "raid area 51 not our resources" poster "is this what liberals feel like?"

"What club are you guys in?"
"It's not a club it's a clay-ass" (that's how she said class)

HAPPY RAID DAY CRACKHEADS!

WOOT WOOT!!!!

Guy 1: You told me you had nudes!
Guy 2: Yeah. Of when I was a baby!
Guy 1: I DON'T CARE!
Everyone at the table:………….
Me: Uhhhhh, that's pedophilia…..

“I got some soup.”
“That is a bowl of marinara sauce.”
“It’s soup.”
begins eating the marinara sauce with a spoon

“I got some soup.”
“That is a bowl of marinara sauce.”
“It’s soup.”
begins eating the marinara sauce with a spoon

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