forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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chanting Cult, cult, cult, cult
"Come on guys, let's go demonetize someone!"

Kath Steele voice
Deeeeeeeeeeeemonitized!

volunteering at an elementary school
all kids, walking in: save the turtles SKSKSKSKS

When little kids think they're cool

“we need more people to join our winnie the pooh cult”

"Is valve oil a good replacement for water?"

"Is the sticker on apples edible?"

"..and then he yeeted the scrunchie out the window of our bus!"

"..and then he yeeted the scrunchie out the window of our bus!"

Sksksksksksk
At least he didn't yote the hydroflask

"Would you make that treacherous trip on the mayflower, Zaharako? Would you?"
"Yeah sure"
"And why's that?"
"Because I wanna die lol"
-my social studies teacher to me, and my response

Mood.

he calls everyone by their last names and it's kinda weird but whatever lmao

he calls everyone by their last names and it's kinda weird but whatever lmao

I KNOW THERE'S THIS ONE KID WHO DOES THAT AT MY SCHOOL TOO

it's the teacher though so it's less weird….except my last name is weirder than everyone else's. so he'll call on my friends like 'swigart, holt, santangelo, roberts, banks' and then he goes to me
"ZAHARAKO"

Idk I'd say that Swigart is a lot weirder.

"No bladder for you!"
This was in the same Jamestown talk as my other quote.

swigart is a scottish last name lmao

"When life gives you lemons, die."

"I'm bilingual."
"Oh cool is that like bisexual?"

I just can't oh my gosh

I think I've posted this one before but
"I'm pescetarian"
"Ooh, what sexuality is that?"

"Oh shit! A Mac!" The drumline when our BD can't hear them

Talking about the Jamestown starvation and what some people did. "Would you eat a dead human for survival?"
"Yeah, sure."

Roast'em over a fire, add some salt, and you've got yourself a nutritious and tasty meal!

I actually made that point too-

"Are you justifying cannibalism?" I heard that in class out of nowhere, but it works in this situation I guess. But I would eat them I mean why waste potential food? You can remember them by eating them and their death would be worth something, right? hahahaha

“Can I get an exact measurement for that?”
“It would fit in a ketchup bottle.”
“That’s brodacious dude!”
A conversation I heard between two seventh grade boys

"I have sCoLiOsIs."
"Shut up we get it, you're depressed and have a f**cked up back."
Me and my friend quoting my own disease and my other friend being annoyed with us

“Why can’t you guys break out in sing and just have fun? I don’t know if you’ll even be a connected choir by summertime!”
starts out quiet and hesitant “what time is? It’s-“ gets louder and we have more fun* “summertime! It’s our vacation! What time is it? The time of our lives! Schools out! Scream and shout!”
Our choir teacher talking to our eight grade choir and we did break out in song so HAH! Btw she wanted us to break out in song because that’s what her high school choir does because they can have fun and be themselves around each other. We don’t

"What's your favorite fruit?"
"Carrots!"
"…"
"Wait no"

"Do you ever just want to lick your locker?"

to home room teacher Are you a sardine?