forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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“I got some soup.”
“That is a bowl of marinara sauce.”
“It’s soup.”
begins eating the marinara sauce with a spoon

Mood

We are at Cici’s Pizza and it’s almost 10 pm idk what we thought would happen

’liveblogging’ my night

“You’re a romaine lettuce”
“It what way am I a romaine lettuce?”
“Roman.”
“I am Greek!”

“I need my Dr Pepper.”
stomps off

“I hate being short.”
“I hate being tall.”
proceeds to argue which is worse

“Do you want some soup?”
“NO!”
“No.”
“No please stop.”

proceeds to eat nothing but crust filled with marinara sauce

“Can you cook bacon?”
“What?”
“Can you cook bacon?”
“Who are you?”

“She said ‘I am a 21 year old that is the same height as you.’ SHE IS IN MY CLASS.”

“This is my son now.”
slowly walks back with child
“This is my son.”

“You are a single children.”

i am almost out of data I’ll be back with highlights tomorrow

“Our science and math teachers said they’re going to an elite school to observe. Isn’t it strange that they’re gone during the Area 51 raid?”
“How could they!”

HIGHLIGHTS

“I missed the root beer.”
“What?”
“I missed the root beer.”
“what?”
“This is Sprite. I missed the root beer.”

“You have lost your eating privileges.”

“The motorcycle cut my head off.”

“I clapped the first two times because I was happy but I didn’t really want to show it.”
“I’m just not happy.”

“I’m not like other girls.”
Everyone left in the pizza place: “I have snake arms!”

"I want to see how people react when I die."

"No dying on the carpet!" along with "No blood on the carpet!"

"MOBY MAX CAN SUCK MY DICK"

"honestly, I find the idea of George Washington hosting tea parties kind of amusing" -a kid in my government class

Slaps backpack.
"Oi, my phone's in there."
Slaps it harder.

For context: These kids were arguing

"YOU MEXICAN BITCH!!!"
"I'M NOT MEXICAN, IDIOT"
"YEAH BUT YOU'RE STILL A BITCH"

"Fuck you."
_
"Get fucked!"
__
"What the fuck Kyle!"

“Cars is the worst franchise. The third one was depressing, the second shouldn’t have happened, and the first was semi decent.”
death glare from kid who loves the movies

“You’re going to have a second tongue by the time I’m done with you.”

“You’re going to have a second tongue by the time I’m done with you.”

I'm wondering not only the context but also how that would be possible XD

“You’re going to have a second tongue by the time I’m done with you.”

I'm wondering not only the context but also how that would be possible XD

Either they split the tongue or forcibly French-kiss them.