forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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pointing to a trash can
"Hey, it's my home."
"No that's my home!"
"You're being evicted"
"I'm older so get out of my house and don't come back!"
A lovely conversation I had with my friend's friend

"Stop making out, we have to get to class."

"He shot himself, but missed."

"Your mom could do better at chess and she has no hands!"Quote the kid in the library at lunch on Friday

"I'm five secconds away from passing out and I'm blaming it on the director."
She made us sing, with full costumes on, when the air was out, in florida heat.

"I'm five secconds away from passing out and I'm blaming it on the director."
She made us sing, with full costumes on, when the air was out, in florida heat.

laughs in marching band

"I'm five secconds away from passing out and I'm blaming it on the director."
She made us sing, with full costumes on, when the air was out, in florida heat.

laughs in marching band

laughs as well in marching band

"He shot himself, but missed."

"He fired again, but then he missed."

"I'm five secconds away from passing out and I'm blaming it on the director."
She made us sing, with full costumes on, when the air was out, in florida heat.

laughs in marching band

laughs as well in marching band

I was in a whole ass peticoat and shit. At least five layers man.

excellent we don’t care

^-^

Love you

Gasp But yeah, I'm happy I'm not a band kid cause at least we're inside most of the time..

Yeah we’re outside all the time except for lunch and dinner so we don’t wanna hear it

has been half an hour since our last water break "last run and then water" another half hour later "alright, we're a bit overdue for a water break, so thirty second water break"
"More like thirsty second water break amiright"

"Hey, can you stop threatening my boyfriend with murder?"
"You know what would solve that? Murder."

Me: is Nick gay?
Everyone I sit with: yes

aggressively snorts stress relief cream "IT DIDN'T WORK I STILL HAVE ANXIETY"

"hecc this kennen zu lernen, wie geht's?"

Some Spanish highlights
_________
Girl: Drops hydroflask

Literally everyone: SKSKSKSKSKSK AND I OOP
_________
Spanish teacher: The Kardashians say things on their show that make them seem really dumb.

Me: Kylie Jenner to the foyer, I have a surprise for you. IS THAT A CHICKEN?!

(Don't think I said it right, but still proud I got it out of me.)

“I think everyone in here is slightly sociopathic.”
various sounds of affirmation
“It’s the GT.”
“No, it’s just everyone else is stupid.”
“In a good way. Most of the time.”
“Yeah, ok.”

"Bad dumbass?"
"No. You are a good dumbass."

"hecc this kennen zu lernen, wie geht's?"

what's going on in german

"DEPORT ME THEN."

argues about how communism is better than socialism
recites communist manifesto
Legit this one kid at school does this
He also summons demons
Oh well…

argues about how communism is better than socialism
recites communist manifesto
Legit this one kid at school does this
He also summons demons
Oh well…

I know a kid like that I-

argues about how communism is better than socialism
recites communist manifesto
Legit this one kid at school does this
He also summons demons
Oh well…

Public School Be Like That Sometimes