forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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classmate in the lunchroom: is it true you can sell yourself to the devil?

"GIVE ME THE GODDAMNED HOLY WATER SAVANNAH!"

“After you murdered me I’d probably thank you before reporting you.”
“Alex you’d be dead.”

teacher mumbles under breath
"That’s a lawsuit.

“You’re hands are as blue as my alien from Area 51.”

"I ate a salad with the DEVIL'S LETTUCE at lunch."

"I'm going as the number one trash man for Halloween."
"The number one trash man is Danny Devito."
"O-okay."

My friend and I at school, about my Victor Frankenstein costume for Halloween.

"Bread before head guys." While eating just. plain slices of bread.

"I welcome our wasp overlords with open arms, and lots of bugspray, I don't wanna get stung."

"Black licorice is my favorite candy!" "Black licorice is fucking nasty!" Their friend starts approaching"What'd you say about black?!"

"All hail our wasp overlords."

"The wasps come from the floor like small gods, angry gods."

"We will sacrifice ants to bees, the bees are our gods."

"You look like a sad turtle."

"WHO STUCK A STRAW UP MY TURTLE'S ASS?!??!!!!!"

"AaAaH!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
"I'M CREATING, PLASTICCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!"

"Plastic is protein"

"Baby Shark is subjective."

"Fly to heaven, do, do, dodododo, that's not god, do, do, dodododo." (lyrics from the girl scout version.)

"I don't exist! I'm a figment of your imagination!"
"Then I have a shitty imagination."

"It's taking all my mental power not to crop every goddamn shirt I own."

"School dances are just communist plots, and not the good kind!"

Sophomore: Ah the fucking Seniors. Why do they always have to kick our asses?
Senior: CAUSE WE’RE BETTER THAN YOU

“My ass can not be shut!”

Sophomore: Ah the fucking Seniors. Why do they always have to kick our asses?
Senior: CAUSE WE’RE BETTER THAN YOU

When was this???