forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"It's totally up to y'all, but date. It'd be cute"

"SO THAT'S WHERE YOU"RE GETTING ALL THE CHEESE!"

“The wormhole’s still going?”
“Yeah It has been for like a week.”
“Damn, guess there aren’t any custodians in the girls locker room.”

"There's one difference between my cookies and girl scout's. Mine are fucking better."

“The wormhole’s still going?”
“Yeah It has been for like a week.”
“Damn, guess there aren’t any custodians in the girls locker room.”

Think of it this way, Infinite Swirly!

"It's that guy again."
"What guy?"
"The guy who called me just to moan on the other line."

"dude, how do they even make these?" is holding a cheese string
"on the commercials they just pour it in and there you go"
"well they have a shaper for it"
(sadly i didn't hear the rest of this beautiful conversation)

"can you buy me a teddy bear?"
"no"
"then can i have your necklace? it's close enough. i want a little golden teddy bear"

"you can hide in my anus"

"you can hide in my anus"

That whole line needs jesus

“My car Wendy is a Big Mac”

Is clutching onto firends jacket and smelling it
"IT'S MINE!!!!!" Hisses

“The wormhole’s still going?”
“Yeah It has been for like a week.”
“Damn, guess there aren’t any custodians in the girls locker room.”

Think of it this way, Infinite Swirly!

Yeah, though I think the context makes it even better. There’s a toilet in the girls swimming locker room that has literally been flushing for 72 straight hours. We told the coach, he’s done nothing so we just call it ‘the wormhole’ and pretend it’s normal.

the context did make it better

"I may not be Christian, but I like carbs and wine so we're going to church."

goes to drama and watches frozen *
*30 year old man fixed to screen
us in the background being obnoxiously loud screaming 'let it go'
teacher turns around "EVERYONE SHUT UP! THIS IS MY FAVOURITE MOVIE!!"

"Yay, Cancer"
one day later
"Yay, Drugs"

watches anime in class
screams at rin and haru

proceeds to sing Seasons of Love, substituting random words with “screaming birds”

"No idiot you're dumb! Germans are Blonde haired, blued eyed and albino.
"I thought they were just regular people, not albino demon people."
(I heard this the other day and I was really questioning what they were talking about)

"The sugar gay has arrived!" quoth the awesome baritone player in my 4th period class

lesbian couple comes to school dressed as Moana and Maui, complete with muscle shirt with tattoos and stuffed Pua and Heihei for no discernible reason on a Thursday

lesbian couple comes to school dressed as Moana and Maui, complete with muscle shirt with tattoos and stuffed Pua and Heihei for no discernible reason on a Thursday

Goals

¨How many daddys do you have?¨
¨Well I have, daddy, dadi, dadii, dady, daaady and dadiii!¨
¨…That´s too many¨

"do you want a hot tater tot? you want a hot tater tot? warning, it's hot"
"it is hot! i don't want a tater tot :("

"POTATO!"

"have a good day mystery"

"Noah. I stabbed myself during class because I was bored but I didn't draw blood, it's all good"