forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"I think your life questioning rabbits are asleep, you better wake them up so you can question your life choices."

"I think your life questioning rabbits are asleep, you better wake them up so you can question your life choices."

• Of Mice and Men

"I think your life questioning rabbits are asleep, you better wake them up so you can question your life choices."

• Of Mice and Men

proceeds to get in a fight

"I think your life questioning rabbits are asleep, you better wake them up so you can question your life choices."

• Of Mice and Men

proceeds to get in a fight

Tells you about the rabbits while trying to calm you down after you commit manslaughter

“These losers just combined two big countries into an even bigger one”

“Watch out for that tree!” big branch falls from the trees

"I think your life questioning rabbits are asleep, you better wake them up so you can question your life choices."

• Of Mice and Men

proceeds to get in a fight

Tells you about the rabbits while trying to calm you down after you commit manslaughter

Chck-chk!
Think of the rabbits, Lenny.

"I think your life questioning rabbits are asleep, you better wake them up so you can question your life choices."

• Of Mice and Men

proceeds to get in a fight

Tells you about the rabbits while trying to calm you down after you commit manslaughter

Chck-chk!
Think of the rabbits, Lenny.

Tell me about the rabbits, George.

Serious conversation in English about the price of cyanide after reading the Landlady

"So you're my dog then."

Serious conversation in English about the price of cyanide after reading the Landlady

surprisingly not as expensive as one might think, and available on a lot of online sites (cough, amazon). don't ask. I'm not a murderer and I've never ordered cyanide. the landlady was a great story, if kind of disturbing to read in seventh grade. Did you guys watch the movie thing?

Serious conversation in English about the price of cyanide after reading the Landlady

surprisingly not as expensive as one might think, and available on a lot of online sites (cough, amazon). don't ask. I'm not a murderer and I've never ordered cyanide. the landlady was a great story, if kind of disturbing to read in seventh grade. Did you guys watch the movie thing?

Nah we just read it and someone asked "How did she afford cyanide when she was only getting customers every few years and killing them?" Me and my friends of course had to butt it and explain the poor child that cyanide is quite cheap and she probably could have gotten the lethal dose pretty easily or even made her own with apple seeds.

"oh look! i'm not dead. that's disappointing."

for context we have already established our test is on Thursday, and everyone kept asking

“If you ask when the social studies test is, I am going to start throwing sponges at people!” ~My social studies teacher

"whens the socratic?"

"Wait are the homework checks open notes?" -a kid in my government class
"Yes…" -everyone
hysterical laughter "Don't worry I'm not laughing at you I'm going insane" -my friend
"I'm laughing at you. It's been two chapters! How did you not know that?" -me

“That sounds like a horror movie”

“I know, the fence post is gonna come and get you.”

"I will not hesitate to shove these apples down your throat"

"i can fit 5 apples in my bra"

"Lemme suck the fungi from your toe nails, girl."

Me: "I MAY BE SUICIDAL BUT IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND!"
Non theatre kid: "Wait, are you okay?"

"I had leukemia before I was born. I'm not sure how I'm alive. It was a mistake" And then i think the group started making jokes about how god messed up.

"Friends drug friends, that's what they do."

"Lemme suck the fungi from your toe nails, girl."

Dear Jesus, I didn't need to read that with my eyeballs.

Me: "I MAY BE SUICIDAL BUT IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND!"
Non theatre kid: "Wait, are you okay?"

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