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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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@bubblegum
SPIGOT
@Pickles group
Me to my cat: hair ties are FRIENDS not FOOD
@Turzelle
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
@HighPockets group
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
@Trix
"I'm hungry. What's in the cafeteria today?"
"I don't know."
"Pizza, maybe. I think."
"Children."
@Turzelle
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
@HighPockets group
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
More blursed than Muppet Polonius?
Deleted user
"Wait so is Elmo being constantly finger fucked?"
@Turzelle
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
More blursed than Muppet Polonius?
……nothing is more blursed than that. I kinda wish he still had it
@HighPockets group
Muppet Polonius has entered the chat
@Turzelle
"Wait so is Elmo being constantly finger fucked?"
nOPE
@HighPockets group
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
More blursed than Muppet Polonius?
……nothing is more blursed than that. I kinda wish he still had it
I know, I think I lost Laertes… :(
@Turzelle
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
More blursed than Muppet Polonius?
……nothing is more blursed than that. I kinda wish he still had it
I know, I think I lost Laertes… :(
I have no idea where Rosencrantz is
@HighPockets group
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
More blursed than Muppet Polonius?
……nothing is more blursed than that. I kinda wish he still had it
I know, I think I lost Laertes… :(
I have no idea where Rosencrantz is
England, duh.
Deleted user
I'm so fucking confused
@HighPockets group
Join the club
@Turzelle
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
More blursed than Muppet Polonius?
……nothing is more blursed than that. I kinda wish he still had it
I know, I think I lost Laertes… :(
I have no idea where Rosencrantz is
England, duh.
Are you sure about that?
@HighPockets group
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
More blursed than Muppet Polonius?
……nothing is more blursed than that. I kinda wish he still had it
I know, I think I lost Laertes… :(
I have no idea where Rosencrantz is
England, duh.
Are you sure about that?
Well, he's at dinner.
Dinner for the worms anyway….
@Pickles group
@EvThePoet same
@Turzelle
"The E does not stand for Everyone. It stands for eXpLiCIt"
Flashback to Into The Woods
'Twas blursed in every sense of the word.
More blursed than Muppet Polonius?
……nothing is more blursed than that. I kinda wish he still had it
I know, I think I lost Laertes… :(
I have no idea where Rosencrantz is
England, duh.
Are you sure about that?
Well, he's at dinner.
Dinner for the worms anyway….
There you go.
@Pickles group
Me: sits on tissue box
Me: Esme squalor voice squished tissue boxes are so in right now
@croccin-champagne
Me: Why are you writing an entire goddamn essay on my leg(my mom found the henna and-)
My sister: laughs hysterically. literal villain cackling
@Pickles group
Me to the tv: You, sir, are a beautiful boy
@SebastianBarnes
My cousin and I: 28 STAB WOUNDS
My other cousin: My name is Connor, I’m the android sent by cyberlife.