forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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“2?”
from the same person “WAIT NO 3! 3! ITS 3”
“Such aggression..”
“Aggressive indeed.”

"Can I claim you?"
Takes friend's wrist and writes hi with a blue pen
"I've claimed another person!"

Teacher: Okay so the game we're playing is we're gonna go around in a circle and everyone's gonna say their name and-
Student: That's not a game!
Everyone starts laughing
later
Teacher: So we're gonna play a game-
Student: Shocker
Teacher: looks at student So we're gonna go around in a circle and everyone's gonna say their name…

Writes hi on one wrist and hello on the other
"You've been double claimed."

"Sad. No secret notes in my locker."

Singing "A kingdom of greenhouse gases, only Bill Nye seems to care."
"Stop singing! You're turning into (name of friend who is almost always singing)"

"Anyone who thinks musicals are unrealistic should go die in a hole."
"Not everyone breaks out into song randomly like you do."

"Lemme suck the fungi from your toe nails, girl."

Dear Jesus, I didn't need to read that with my eyeballs.

Imagine hearing it with your ears lmao I was petrified

"Hamlet is like 'he's not at dinner, he is dinner' and Claudius is like 'Hamlet I swear to God if you weren't my nephew I'd drop kick you to England."

• Me, explaining Hamlet to my dad

"Yeah, NaNoWriMo isn't super easy for me. I mean, I know Frankenstein was written in 3 days but I can't write a novel in a month."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm not Mary Shelley."
"You don't know that. Maybe you're a reincarnation of her."
"….are you saying I'm the Modern Prometheus?"

• A very touching conversation between me and my dad

Singing "A kingdom of greenhouse gases, only Bill Nye seems to care."
"Stop singing! You're turning into (name of friend who is almost always singing)"

John Cozart?

Singing "A kingdom of greenhouse gases, only Bill Nye seems to care."
"Stop singing! You're turning into (name of friend who is almost always singing)"

John Cozart?

YES!
we love that aha

Singing "A kingdom of greenhouse gases, only Bill Nye seems to care."
"Stop singing! You're turning into (name of friend who is almost always singing)"

John Cozart?

YES!
we love that aha

WE’RE GOING GREEN BY SPILLING RED, AND IF YOURE NOT DEAD. I BUILT A HORDE OF EVIL SNOWMEN, THEYRE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Singing "A kingdom of greenhouse gases, only Bill Nye seems to care."
"Stop singing! You're turning into (name of friend who is almost always singing)"

John Cozart?

YES!
we love that aha

WE’RE GOING GREEN BY SPILLING RED, AND IF YOURE NOT DEAD. I BUILT A HORDE OF EVIL SNOWMEN, THEYRE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

WE DON'T CARE, WHO WE HAVE TO SLAYYYY!!

Singing "A kingdom of greenhouse gases, only Bill Nye seems to care."
"Stop singing! You're turning into (name of friend who is almost always singing)"

John Cozart?

YES!
we love that aha

WE’RE GOING GREEN BY SPILLING RED, AND IF YOURE NOT DEAD. I BUILT A HORDE OF EVIL SNOWMEN, THEYRE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

WE DON'T CARE, WHO WE HAVE TO SLAYYYY!!

LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW NOW FOX NEWS WILL NEED HEAT LAMPS. LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW I HOPE YOU censored for reasons

i love him fknekrn

“Would you be convicted if you murdered someone.. but like while you were both trapped on an island or something?”
“Alex why?”
“I just wondered!”
“Please just read the story.” -our slightly annoyed English teacher

(Ftr, the story had nothing to do with murder it was All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury)

“What if it was emerica?”
“What?”
“America…with an e.”

"we're lame here…we play put your hand in the middle and be the big gay…"

"GAY DISCO BALL!"

“Hey Gays!”
“Don’t you mean-“
“I know what I said.”

Pulls a small rainbow flag from pocket. It's a small gay

walks into religion class with the gays "WE HAVE COME TO RUIN YOUR CHRISTIAN SCHOOL!"
walks into drama class with the gays "sir, half of the class is fucking gay, get a bit of perspective!"
teacher squares up and hits woah all while telling us that it's 2019 and we could already be married and have it be socially acceptable.. "WE ARE A BAD INFLUENCE!"

"Anyone who knows it's a y has a big brain."

_{“big brain time”}

“I just love stomping up the steps!” STOmp sTomP sTomP

walks into student council meeting, grabs chocolate, walks out

Walks into the theatre room with a wig on, flips hair, it falls off. What's up fuckers, I'm back.

music students "how did i FAIL music??
gets report card back missing 83% of the theory work "i seriously have no idea how i failed MuSIc?!

"bathroom bookie haha!"

“Skadoodle your biscuit.”

classmate, reading to me from the book: "you know i love you."
everyone: muffled giggling