forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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“How do you spell orange?”
“Well certainly not with a d”
“What are you? Karen from mean girls?”

friend: sighs i'm so happy i don't have any homework
me: lights up, opens mouth, then hesitates and closes mouth
friend: i know you've got a joke, just say it
me: it's really bad
friend: looks at me sternly
me:
me:
me: i'm glad you don't have any homework, because now you've got time to snaps and finger guns do me all night ayyyyyyyy
friend:
friend:
friend:

"If you eat enough pizza, it will mute the sound of your screams."

we are practically screaming you & i from >bare

RUBY AKDNSKSUFBEKEJERRRMDJUFEIKWKQKABDJE

we are practically screaming you & i from >bare

RUBY AKDNSKSUFBEKEJERRRMDJUFEIKWKQKABDJE

I KEEP GETTING TRIGGERED BUT ITS FINE BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE, LIKE WTF?!

PETER AND JASON ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS COUPLE I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS

THEY ARE AMAZINGGGGGG

Kid: I don’t have to kiss him, do I?
Teacher: no, I’ve forced made two students kiss once.

“EVERYBODY SHUT UP BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY JUST CAME ON!”

^^^^ This is real

Me: what would happen if I became a vampire?
Teacher: no sunlight
Me: sounds great what else?
Teacher: you’ll have to drink blood
Me: ok. I can deal with that
Teacher: no garlic bread
Me: I’m out

Not something that anyone said, but my brother ate an entire ghost pepper on the bus this morning

"First off, my ass looks good in these pants."

“Let’s go fight the grade nines”

"First off, my ass looks good in these pants."

mE

"I'd flirt with a girl but she'd just think I'm be friendly and not gay"

"First off, my ass looks good in these pants."

mE

Someone insulted my pants, I would not stand for it.

"There's more to you than hate. There's…rage"

"I'd flirt with a girl but she'd just think I'm be friendly and not gay"

Mood lmao

“Albert Einstein is literally so hot!”
(No Shae. No.)

"Pfft weakling, you snort water? I snort dust."
(I didn't hear this at my school, but I heard it from some random 6th graders outside of school and I was really confused)

my friend David playing the cursed version of mr.sandman Ah yes it's time for Steel Drums to start

signing: My sister is marrying my cousin.
signing frantically and laughing silently so it looks like they’re having a stroke: WAIT. WAIT NO WRONG NO WAIT. TOMORROW MY COUSIN IS GETTING MARRIED. NOT SISTER.

I'm lost on how that happened XD

I'm lost on how that happened XD

In ASL the signs for sister and tomorrow are similar, one goes from cheekbone to chin, the other goes straight out from the cheekbone.