forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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My friend: walks into the classroom and flicks water at me It's Brittney, bitch

"There was a reason I was born on Valentine's Day, dude. I'm black cupid!"

BETHANY I MADE BISCUITS

"No, I'm noottt crying behind my cool kid sunglasses'" -me right now

"The bois!"

JUST A BIG OL' SKREEEEEEEEE

"WHAT are you doing?"
"I just deepthroated this pen so now I'm sanitizing it."

to a person on a Spanish worksheet “Ha! Pablo Escobar you're fricking stupid!”

“Why am I always by the trash?”
“Cause that’s where you live”

Me: "thor is a mule"
Friend: "that's true but Loki is my second husband"
Me: "He's my first"

"i wasn't even interested in going to that college, but that guy was so nice i couldn't say no when he gave me a paper"
((there were people from collages and universities at our school trying to convince us to go to theirs when we graduate))

"i have,,,, a BONE in my hair" whips out bone pen

"can you play a song on your harmonica?" plays song well until last terrible screech of a note "y e s"

"do you like my F r i s b e e ?" takes a frisbee out of their pocket

"holy fuck that guy's taller than my locker!" "well, my locker is half the size of yours so i don't know what you want me to say"

wiggles nail on a board "it's so loose, it's like a loose tooth"

"Ow. My virginity." - My friend.

"If you even had one." - My other friend.

"M u R d E r"

"Aww there's no more chairs. Guess i'll have to get on my knees then, nothing i'm not use to."- A friend
"…No."- My other friend

"Ben Franklin went to France to get allies, and also got STDs."

^i think that last part was Jefferson tho

(to the tune of Old Town Road)

OOOHHHHH I'm gonna yeet myself into the fucking sun, I'm gonna

CRRRRYYYYYYYY till I can't no more

-Me, realizing I have two Ds(no not the dude kind) and that my mom's gonna kill me

^ that’s a whole mood

"I don't plan on having sex for a looong time. I'm a good little Christian boy"
_{"Well I don't plan on ever having sex but that doesn't make me a nun"}

"France and America were unlikely allies, but you know. 'The enemy of my enemy is my friend'. That's a great quote, that's why I have it tattooed."
"Like a tramp stamp?"
"….that's inappropriate."

Friend bends over to pick up the fork she dropped
Random sixth grader, "Drop that booty like a basketball."

"I really need to get a sugar daddy. I need a new car."

"Well he thought that every boy secretly wanted to kill his dad and have sex with his mother"
"That was just him"

"I regret my words, but I don't take them back."

"FUCK YOU LUCCA."

"Justine's father was having sex with her"
"She wanted to kill her mother and take her place"
"Sigmund Freud had it backwards"