forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"A poptart, the food of the gods."
"This is the first time you've ever had one…"
"Yes, becuase I am already a god.""

“You’re like a suitcase! You just kind of… fold up.”

"It's not free real estate."
I have a corner in my Gifted room with a bunch of beanbags stacked on top of each other. My teacher printed out a paper with the words: "Reed's Throne, not for sale" on it. Everyone is offering to buy it-

“I love this tape more than I love myself.”

“I love this tape more than I love myself.”

“My arms are too big to hug short people.”
“You’re Jesus? Me too.”
“There’s this tiny demon Satan baby and it scares the crap out of me.”
after tripping over a chair: “Jesus has to take the fall sometimes.”
“Don’t spoil the Bible, I haven’t gotten that far yet.”
slaps table “you’ve been cleansed.”
“UNCLEAN. WE DO NOT TALK TO YOU.”
“What? Oh i see, you’re like a wannabe. Are you a cosplayer or something?”
“Sorry, I don’t answer to Alex anymore.”
-All of these from the same person within 20 minutes

“I was emo but I’m trying to edge out of it.”
“Haha, edge.”
“NO.”

Me: I AM NOT AFFECTED BY YOUR "TOP ENERGY" WHEN I HAVE BIGGER TOP ENERGY
Her: no your a bottom
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

“I love this tape more than I love myself.”

“My arms are too big to hug short people.”
“You’re Jesus? Me too.”
“There’s this tiny demon Satan baby and it scares the crap out of me.”
after tripping over a chair: “Jesus has to take the fall sometimes.”
“Don’t spoil the Bible, I haven’t gotten that far yet.”
slaps table “you’ve been cleansed.”
“UNCLEAN. WE DO NOT TALK TO YOU.”
“What? Oh i see, you’re like a wannabe. Are you a cosplayer or something?”
“Sorry, I don’t answer to Alex anymore.”
-All of these from the same person within 20 minutes

I showed my friend and she said the don't spoil the Bible one was her favorite

"Ah, but is it really waste heat if I use it to cook a hot pocket?"

"we have to write a letter to ourselves and i'm doing it dear evan hansen style"

"we have to write a letter to ourselves and i'm doing it dear evan hansen style"

You mean you rub your nipples and start moaning with delight?

snort

Jazzy: You sneeze like a kitten.
Me sounded like an autistic dolphin: I Do nOT REEEEEE

"Ah, but is it really waste heat if I use it to cook a hot pocket?"

Is this Mr. Reyes?

My friend yesterday kept saying “JOE MAMA”

And during lunch “JONE MAMA”

“I NEED TO EAT YOUR KNEECAPS!! GIVE ME YOUR KNEECAPS!!” Friend 1 continues to shout about how she wants to eat friend 2’s kneecaps

And later she tries to buy them from friend 3 off the black market

“I NEED TO EAT YOUR KNEECAPS!! GIVE ME YOUR KNEECAPS!!” Friend 1 continues to shout about how she wants to eat friend 2’s kneecaps

And later she tries to buy them from friend 3 off the black market

ALSO my English/reading teacher then taught friend 1 how to make a kneecap sandwich

And you’re probably disturbed now

Do I even want to know how your teacher knows how to make a kneecap sandwich lmao

Idk. I’m pretty sure she was joking

Beef jerky is just a meat raisin

"I'm going to eat your elbow."

me: it's too bright outside and I'm tired please close the blinds
my bio teacher: what are you emo or something?

Beef jerky is just a meat raisin

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

Beef jerky is just a meat raisin

Same energy as "bread is just raw toast" and "cheese is just a loaf of milk" from my little brother