forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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(Texting) “Yum I love knees”
“Cali no”
“Cali HUNGERY”

Beef jerky is just a meat raisin

Same energy as "bread is just raw toast" and "cheese is just a loaf of milk" from my little brother

Please stop, my brain is three seconds from popping off and flying around the room like a rocket. I can't handle these revelations!

(Texting) “Yum I love knees”
“Cali no”
“Cali HUNGERY”

OOF

Beef jerky is just a meat raisin

Same energy as "bread is just raw toast" and "cheese is just a loaf of milk" from my little brother

Please stop, my brain is three seconds from popping off and flying around the room like a rocket. I can't handle these revelations!

Honestly my little brother is the weirdest. Last night he said "if you covered a crane in enough steak and put a wrecking ball on it you could be bulletproof and use it in the military"

Beef jerky is just a meat raisin

Same energy as "bread is just raw toast" and "cheese is just a loaf of milk" from my little brother

Please stop, my brain is three seconds from popping off and flying around the room like a rocket. I can't handle these revelations!

smoothies are just cold fruit soup
hotdog is a sandwich
cereal is also a cold soup

waving piece of toast around wildly and using it to emphasize “It’s called Chardonnay for a reason, Bryan!”

"we have to write a letter to ourselves and i'm doing it dear evan hansen style"

You mean you rub your nipples and start moaning with delight?

no my hope is pinned on zoe

Beef jerky is just a meat raisin

Same energy as "bread is just raw toast" and "cheese is just a loaf of milk" from my little brother

Please stop, my brain is three seconds from popping off and flying around the room like a rocket. I can't handle these revelations!

smoothies are just cold fruit soup
hotdog is a sandwich
cereal is also a cold soup

water is ice juice

"Stop laughing, you're dead."

we were in drama and i said "ok so after you call me 'cow-handed' you choke me" to my stage fight partner and the other guy completely lost it and i dont know why

“GIVE ME MY DODECAHEDRON OR I WILL KILL YOU”

"Maybe that's why he's an atheist. Because he killed God. So he's like 'God is dead because I killed him'"

WHY ARE YOU SO SQUISHY~my equally gay friend while poking my butt

"Errudart a eravorp a odifs it"

In a bad British accent "Mind if I take a gander at your knockers?"

me: it's too bright outside and I'm tired please close the blinds
my bio teacher: what are you emo or something?

why yes i am

Beef jerky is just a meat raisin

In the same vein: Country music is just farm emo

"James Rachels has a great thought experiment. It's one of my favorites because it involves killing children!"

"Look up intresting heads."

"don't worry, death's been working overtime, i won't be the next to go"

"Gay culture is teasing your S/O for being a sap."

Beef jerky is just a meat raisin

In the same vein: Country music is just farm emo

strangely makes sense

My friend goes, "wait I think I said that once."

"AH GUYS! but then like, AH GIRLS! LIKE WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO BE SO HOT?"

"You don't like kids, right?"
"Not at all."
"THEN WHY DO YOU CALL EVERYONE KIDDO?"