forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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its super windy and my friend’s hair is sticking up
“Don’t make me waste my first swear word on you!”

"Wanting death is for pussies, you know what I want? A drug-induced comma."

(I said this while high on sugar, so yeah-)

I just imagine you saying this with Fun-Dip powder on the sides of your nose, your tongue a mishmash of colors, and with really small pupils.

(I said this while high on sugar, so yeah-)

I just imagine you saying this with Fun-Dip powder on the sides of your nose, your tongue a mishmash of colors, and with really small pupils.

(I mean… You aren't wrong-)

(I said this while high on sugar, so yeah-)

I just imagine you saying this with Fun-Dip powder on the sides of your nose, your tongue a mishmash of colors, and with really small pupils.

(I mean… You aren't wrong-)

(that's a mood my dude)

"It's not hard, but it certainly is challenging!"

"One time I had a dream where my friends and I were having a sleepover in a gym inside of a bank when this dude walked in with a gun and shot some of my friends, then it cut to a scene identical to last one except there were less people and I got shot and I don't know how i knew what getting shot felt like, but it didnt hurt at first, it was just burning hot and pulsing, then it cut back to that scene and when I saw the guy come into the bank, I led my friends outside and right before I woke up I saw the guy, and that basically represents the majority if my anxiety."

"Well… i'm homeless…" -classmate who was being serious about the whole thing
"Lol," -one of her friends

Genuinely thinking "smuffled" is a word, just not the one he was looking for
"Maybe if you READ you wouldn't think smuffled is a word!"
"Reading is for people who care about finding the right word!"

Mosquitoes sing in 3 octaves. I'm impressed.
(this makes sense in context I promise)

"No Nut November and NaNoWriMo are the same month and that's not a coincedence."

Cornwallis will rule.

Cornwallis will rule.

T I T T Y
M I T T Y

APUSH teacher: The South wasn't happy with all of the canals in the North-
Student: Does the South like anything?
APUSH teacher:…….slavery?

It's a dysentery world

It's a dysentery world

I sang this during Henry V practice and everyone thought I was crazy

"I was going to say 'I'm converting to Anglicanism but then I realized it hadn't been invented yet…"

It's a dysentery world

I sang this during Henry V practice and everyone thought I was crazy

The only reason Starkid exist tbh, make us sound crazy
You're either IN the smoke club or you're OUT

It's a dysentery world

I sang this during Henry V practice and everyone thought I was crazy

The only reason Starkid exist tbh, make us sound crazy
You're either IN the smoke club or you're OUT

We're just get-get-gettin' along!

It's a dysentery world

I sang this during Henry V practice and everyone thought I was crazy

The only reason Starkid exist tbh, make us sound crazy
You're either IN the smoke club or you're OUT

We're just get-get-gettin' along!

Why is everyone in the kingdom white????

"I think you might be asexual."
"HOW KIND OF YOU TO NOTICE"

a whole ass mood lmao ^

True true