forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"a worm but bigger and it has teeth"

Jr high kids wearing big Christmas shoe box things
"no junior highers allowed in here"
"Were not junior highers were boxes"
"Mood"

“TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS. WHEN YOU DO THAT YOUR PUTTING ON A SHOW AND DISRUPTING THIS CLASS DO YOU HEAR ME? I CANNOY BELIEVE HOW YOI DISRESPECT MY CLASS TIME. DO YOU SEE ANYONE ELSE DISRESPECTING ME LIKE THAT? NO! SO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!”

"I may be a dumbass, but I don't walk down the steps with my hands in my pockets."

“Wait? He was naked and asleep and the married lady came and in watched him sleep? That’s called creepy and perverted.”
“Zoë. He was not naked. He had underwear.”
“What?”
“Ya know. Tighty whiteys. Long johns.”

"you know what I really don't appreciate when you're a slut"
"I'm literally the least slutty person in the school"
"I know"

"Get moist paper"

"Aw you're not making jokes about how you're family doesn't love you"
"My family doesn't hate me. They love me they just have a weird way of showing it. The just treat me like shit. Thanks for reminding me that no one in my household loves me."
"I love you"
"YOU ARENT IN MY HOYSEHOLD"
"I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND LOVE YOU"

"make like your liver and stop existing!"

"Streeeeetch and squish"

"ew stop linking arms with your boyfriend"
"He's not your boyfriend"
"Well then I'll be your boyfriend" is girl links arms with friend
~then there was some dialogue that I don't remember~
"Well you're single so shut up"
"Well I'm aromantic so fuck off"

"That acko tacko moment when you just… Stop dealing with everyone's bullshit and punch someone in the face."

"I am extremely proportional!"-Me

"My legs are the size of trees. I'm a f*cking giant." -Me

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"Every time you cuss, lightning with strike you."

"F*ck."

"CHIKOW!!" chops hand down in imitation of lightning.

Friend: "You got ink all over my hands!"
Me: "Was the ink white?" Smirks

“Sir, with all due respect, we won’t be able to swim 10 100s at the same speed we’d race 1 whether or not you give us 3 inch titty fins.”

"I'm adopting you as my father."
"I don't think that's how it works."

“Stop skateboarding away from me and take those keys off of your ear you dumbass.”

Also, this isn't a quote, but we have an alto sax freshman named Max and the band kids call him Maxophone.

I love that

"So, how's No Nut November going?"
"Pretty good! Well, except for having cashews as a snack yesterday…"
"Those must've been some pretty good cashews."

• A conversation I heard in math class

"Writers are lucky that No Nut November and NaNoWriMo are the same month, if you focus really well you can win both."

"Writers are lucky that No Nut November and NaNoWriMo are the same month, if you focus really well you can win both."

snorts

"There's a pen in your ear!"
"It's on my ear, not in it."

'how is she racist just because she doesn't like avos?'

"cheese flavored grapes, the name for my new illegal chip line"
"Mrs m looks like Fiona let herself go after the kids"
"IM WRITING A LOVE STORY ABOUT CHIPS"
(heres a small bit) "for i was not aware, of such beauty inside her ruffles, layers with cracks of saltyness, for she was just a chip"
I and my friend havent talked since Wednesday afternoon so we had a riot in 1st hour
ill type her chip story here if u guys want

"Should I stay up all night watching the newest season of the lesbian princesses?
No.
Am I going to do it anyway?
Obviously."