forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"IT'S SPIRIT WEEK!"
"I know."
"IT'S SPIRIT WEEEK!!!!!"

"I imagine this is what would happen if Albert Einstein was on hard core drugs."

Ah, yes. Math rock is fun, ain't it?

"I imagine this is what would happen if Albert Einstein was on hard core drugs."

Ah, yes. Math rock is fun, ain't it?

It was about some book written in utter gibberish, I think. It was really complicated to figure out just one sentence. Don't remember what or who it was though

"My apartment–"
"It's a condo!"
"No it's not, it's an apartment, my mom just calls it a condo to make herself feel better."

"We have no culture, we watch One Piece" Followed up by a high five
Excitedly "Pirates?"
Insert various One Piece character laughs

"andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) Yang is my president."

"I will impale you harder than I impaled andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer)!" - Allen
( @Moxie )

"I put the ape in rape" -my friend playing Donkey Kong in SSBU and proceeding to kick everyone's ass

“Will Smith, Louis Armstrong, same person”
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“Grass doesn’t exist. Water doesn’t exist”
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“Isn’t scooting forward just scooting backwards, but backwards backwards?”
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“I don’t push the door. The door pushes me into the door”
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((-the last 3 were all the same person))

While reading d&d spells
"Destroy water. How do you destroy water?"
"Uh . . . "
"Like do you evaporate it?"
"Uh . . . I . . . "
"Am I overthinking this?"
"Yes, yes you are."

“Grass doesn’t exist. Water doesn’t exist”

@NutEllaDraws-is-a-silly-muffin well there goes our cure for the sad

Noooooo Emma cannot have the sad

noooooo-

"Eating handfuls of shredded cheese is the same as eating a block of cheese."
"Yeah, they're both things no normal human does."

"Eating handfuls of shredded cheese is the same as eating a block of cheese."
"Yeah, they're both things no normal human does."

Nonono everyone I know has definitely eaten handfuls of shredded cheese. It is not the same as eating a block of cheese. Shredded is way better

"Where is your sword???"
"I put it in my office because I don't want you harassing policemen with it again."

"Strap me to a Harley and drag me down the Grand Canyon."

"Dude, smoking your grandpa's ashes is NOT cool."

“Grass doesn’t exist. Water doesn’t exist”

@NutEllaDraws-is-a-silly-muffin well there goes our cure for the sad

Nooo we don’t want the cure for the sad to be gone!

I have so much to add to this chain ive been keeping a list since junior high.

"The government is convincing me to eat a Dorito!"

"What are some things you negotiate on?"
"A car"
"Yes! What else?"
"A prostitute."

"You guys might not believe me, but I am a horse."

"Better than abortion: Sell your kids and we will make them into kickballs!!"

"I just kazooted my kazoo out of my mouth."