forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"I don't know if you're into microwaves or anything…"
"I'm not into microwaves, I'm into women."

Me, scooping up my cat and running: 🎶come with me and you'll… Be? In a world of pure imagination!! 🎶 Laughs maniacally to self
I don't remember the words

“I am now wearing shoes”
“Good frickin for you”

"warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of-" unholy screeching follows as my friend hates this song

"You put the whore in horror"

i asked my friend what class was his homeroom and he was like "I think this is precalculus. . . wait. . . is this precalculus?" Then he turned to this other kid and asked him, and the kid just shrugged and sighed and was like "I dunno, I just go where they tell me to go"

zoey: pointing the post it note plane in the ceiling "you're gonna wanna get that down before ms arai gets back"
the 19 year old sub: i think im bout to STEAL. proceeds to make 20 of them and sticks them in the ceiling

Person A: "Stop fucking cursing you fucking loser!"

Person B: "What the fuck do you mean?! I'm not fucking cursing, bitch!"

Person C: "Both of you better shut your fucking asses up with your fucking excessive cursing you fucking bitch ass bitches."

Person A&B: "Sorry, bitch."

My friend, shoving her way through some 6th graders: "All of you are annoying bye."

“Oh that’s José, I made him in Mexico 5 years ago.”

Vaults over desks to claim the class spinny-chair.

Teacher: And that, my friends, is how you take an integral!
Student: [Teacher], we're not your friends.

Vaults over desks to sharpen pencil
(same kid same class lol)

Vaults over desks to claim the class spinny-chair.

That sounds like something that would happen in my class. Specifically math

Vaults over desks to claim the class spinny-chair.

That sounds like something that would happen in my class. Specifically math

it was in my Algebra class XD

"It can't be that illegal."
-My history teacher during a bike trip, sneaking the entire group through a broken segment of fence to get into a graveyard.

"Hey can you pass the s…."
"No"
"But you don't even know what I was gonna ask"
"Daniel you've asked me to pass the salt ten times already. Any sodium and you're going to die!"
That one "friend" in the group.
"Oh really?!" proceeds to open the salt lid and dump it all on to his food.
Both previous kids
"What the actual fuck"

"Why TF does everyone here look like they belong in Lilo and Stitch"

"You know what I just remembered? Maggots breathe out of their butts. They can suck out your juices and breathe at the same time. Extra efficient." -me after my friend told me something she remembered

a guy is flirting with a girl and her friend
“You look like a toasted baguette, calm down.”
“Don’t insult toasted baguettes like that.”

“This is the second mental breakdown you’ve had this week, what does that mean?”
“It’s Tuesday?”

Me:reciting One Piece quotes
My friend: Throws her sandal at me at full force

at lunch
friend one: are you gonna finish that?
Friend two: oh so you crave my cwoissant?
Whole Table: starts chanting 'cwoissant!'
The teacher lunch monitor: acts as if we don't exist

Friend: No shit Sherlock
Me: Fuck off Watson
English teacher near by just dies of laughter