What have I gotten myself into lol
Abie the fluffy shep is very ready for the conquest. She says that the shep is very excited to commit arson, and that she wants all of the sugar in the world.
My fiancé just wants Cheetos, fancy cookware equipment, and a few other things. Simple comforts.
I want control of Italy (Modena at the very least) and Britain.
My boyfriend and I were sort of fighting (not really) he was feeling down and felt bad that "I am better than him" and we ended up saying some deep meaningful stuff with both of us crying and saying how much we love eachother. I found it quite holesome.
Abie the fluffy shep is very ready for the conquest. She says that the shep is very excited to commit arson, and that she wants all of the sugar in the world.
My fiancé just wants Cheetos, fancy cookware equipment, and a few other things. Simple comforts.
I want control of Italy (Modena at the very least) and Britain.
Britain will more than like be annexed by Scotland and the United Kingdom’s of Norway and Ireland. You can have Italy. But the first order of business is to gain control of Russia or China. You have to take away the biggest players first.
My fiancé just wants Cheetos, fancy cookware equipment, and a few other things. Simple comforts.
I want control of Italy (Modena at the very least) and Britain.
Both of the requests are obtainable. Just put ur mind into it.
I drank half a bottle of salsa. There are no regrets. However it was very spicy. Relsey can confirm. She wished she could stop me. But no one can. Mwahahahaha…
I drank half a bottle of salsa. There are no regrets. However it was very spicy. Relsey can confirm. She wished she could stop me. But no one can. Mwahahahaha…
Can confirm, regrettably, I did not sign up for this when I was adopted. I'm just here to work on our branding and to manage the treasury, with a bit of HR work for obvious reasons. Basically Winter does the bloody conquest I make sure the empire doesn't fall apart, it's a good system.
I drank half a bottle of salsa. There are no regrets. However it was very spicy. Relsey can confirm. She wished she could stop me. But no one can. Mwahahahaha…
Can confirm, regrettably, I did not sign up for this when I was adopted. I'm just here to work on our branding and to manage the treasury, with a bit of HR work for obvious reasons. Basically Winter does the bloody conquest I make sure the empire doesn't fall apart, it's a good system.
Nepal is the next to fall. Just make sure that the caprisuns are stored up and prepared for the celebration currently.
Aight cool beans. We save arson for the finale. Like it’s the last thing we do before we finish our conquest.
Me: drinking mead and making torches for the arson part.
Me: bounces excitedly, clutching seventeen lighters and drinking that caprisun Winter gave me
That’s a lot of lighters. We haven’t even begun the conquest. We don’t need that many lighters unless we have like 30 million fireworks.
Plus I have like 12 already
My stars at all the lighters. I have zero room to talk bc I have a butane torch, and two lighters in my car
I drank half a bottle of salsa. There are no regrets. However it was very spicy. Relsey can confirm. She wished she could stop me. But no one can. Mwahahahaha…
Can confirm, regrettably, I did not sign up for this when I was adopted. I'm just here to work on our branding and to manage the treasury, with a bit of HR work for obvious reasons. Basically Winter does the bloody conquest I make sure the empire doesn't fall apart, it's a good system.
Nepal is the next to fall. Just make sure that the caprisuns are stored up and prepared for the celebration currently.
me: quickly buys out Walmart of all the caprisuns and piles all my lighters and fireworks into my car
OOH i can bring Lunchables so our conquesters don't get hungry.
dumps out like six grocery bags onto a table
WE FEAST
On a more serious note:
Should I work on my novel?
Or should I waste time on social media?
I like conquering and pillaging. It's what my ancestors would do
I just want to watch things burn. I call being in charge of the fire! 🔥😁
Abie and I will go around and commit war crimes together
Abie and I will go around and commit war crimes together
Abie yes, you no. Shep’s cannot be charged with crimes against humanity. Humans and human esque beings can.
I just want to watch things burn. I call being in charge of the fire! 🔥😁
wait can i be co-in-charge of the fire? I would be a very good second-in-command and I love fire :3
Now I’m looking at this and realizing that there are a lot of pyros and we don’t need everyone to be a pyro bc you’ll leave mass destruction everywhere. I’m here for balance. Not just slash and burn tactics 😂 we want somethings left. Do you know how much it costs to rebuild historic sites and skyscrapers? We don’t have enough caprisuns to fix that.
Now I’m looking at this and realizing that there are a lot of pyros and we don’t need everyone to be a pyro bc you’ll leave mass destruction everywhere. I’m here for balance. Not just slash and burn tactics 😂 we want somethings left. Do you know how much it costs to rebuild historic sites and skyscrapers? We don’t have enough caprisuns to fix that.
lol true true. I'll let Sy handle the pyro- what can I do? I wanna help the CONQUEST!
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