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Started November 14, 2019 by Deleted user

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My cat tried to jump into the ceiling once.

See the thing is, cats bathe themselves lmao
Or you can just aggressively pet/brush her until the dust comes off

My cat tried to jump into the ceiling once.

Shelby is an icon

My cat tried to jump into the ceiling once.

Shelby is an icon

Thank you, she headbutted my computer earlier today.

My cat tried to jump into the ceiling once.

Shelby is an icon

Thank you, she headbutted my computer earlier today.

I C O N I C

See the thing is, cats bathe themselves lmao
Or you can just aggressively pet/brush her until the dust comes off

Ah yes, because I absolutely want my cat to consume all of the dust that has accumulated on her

Not to mention that my bedcovers are white, because white cats shed white fur
and her paws are nearly completely black

hhhhh I just got done with laundry…

See the thing is, cats bathe themselves lmao
Or you can just aggressively pet/brush her until the dust comes off

Ah yes, because I absolutely want my cat to consume all of the dust that has accumulated on her

Not to mention that my bedcovers are white, because white cats shed white fur
and her paws are nearly completely black

hhhhh I just got done with laundry…

Aggressive pet

See the thing is, cats bathe themselves lmao
Or you can just aggressively pet/brush her until the dust comes off

Ah yes, because I absolutely want my cat to consume all of the dust that has accumulated on her

Not to mention that my bedcovers are white, because white cats shed white fur
and her paws are nearly completely black

hhhhh I just got done with laundry…

Aggressive pet

Indeed

Please note: chugging lemonade will make you feel sick

I agree.

Also warm lemonade is nasty

–Quick rant–
so…my family has been all sorts of crazy since this whole COVID-19 stuff…and my dad can't work…my mom and me are trying to maintain sanitiy and not throw my two younger brothers out a damn window….and i think….my dad…and my mom…..might divorce…..he purposely has my mom get mad …and she tries to control her anger…and has done REALLY well….but….he pushes her and me….and …….today….i was helping make dinner…and my dad was complaining about my 8 yr old brother…and my mom…told him to calm down, because he was yelling at him…and so…since then…he's been keeping quiet…and earlier started to fight vocally with my mom… last time that happened…my mom lost her cool…and hit my dad…and well he called his mom (who babies all her kids whom are in their 30's) and she called the cops…and my mom was in jail for just losing her temper……i lost mine too…and i really don't want to stay in a poilice office again……and….i don't want to be away from my mom…or my dad….but honestly….im so shook rn…im losing track….and ….holding back tears……and im just about ready to up and leave….just for a few hours…….but my mom needs me……
–Rant done–

Yo I'm so sorry…

@RedTheHopeless

I feel that dumbass cat shit. Get this:

The Brat Prince decided it would be smart to jump in the shower with me

Usually the coño just sits between the plastic shower curtain and the cloth one and watches me while making scared 'mmerppff' noises because he's apparently terrified im gonna drown or something

anyway

the other day was apparently too much for him to handle and he jumped into the water stream in and effort to get in my arms which resulted in both of us slipping and falling and him FREAKING out that he got all wet.

cut to after I finish cussing–Im having to towel dry a terrified and shaking Brat Prince because he refused to do anything but stand there and shiver while I finished my shower.

Cats=Dumbasses

@RedTheHopeless

I feel that dumbass cat shit. Get this:

The Brat Prince decided it would be smart to jump in the shower with me

Usually the coño just sits between the plastic shower curtain and the cloth one and watches me while making scared 'mmerppff' noises because he's apparently terrified im gonna drown or something

anyway

the other day was apparently too much for him to handle and he jumped into the water stream in and effort to get in my arms which resulted in both of us slipping and falling and him FREAKING out that he got all wet.

cut to after I finish cussing–Im having to towel dry a terrified and shaking Brat Prince because he refused to do anything but stand there and shiver while I finished my shower.

Cats=Dumbasses

That is incredible

Yo I'm so sorry…

sorry if that dampened your guy's day……((depression is hitting me hard…and i feel pretty worthless, because…im not…good enough to my family…))

Eris I'm cackling

Yo I'm so sorry…

sorry if that dampened your guy's day……((depression is hitting me hard…and i feel pretty worthless, because…im not…good enough to my family…))

Yo no need for that. You gotta vent some time.

I would literally kill for my baby–but holy shit is he not the brightest.

(it's because he's a godsdammned nip addict)

Yo I'm so sorry…

sorry if that dampened your guy's day……((depression is hitting me hard…and i feel pretty worthless, because…im not…good enough to my family…))

Have your family told you that? Because no matter what, that statement is fucking wrong

I think cats like to think that they're smarter than dogs, so they don't listen to people, but they're actually just as big of dumbasses

I think cats like to think that they're smarter than dogs, so they don't listen to people, but they're actually just as big of dumbasses

Lol same tho

I would literally kill for my baby–but holy shit is he not the brightest.

(it's because he's a godsdammned nip addict)

Oh my what a mood

the Brat Prince is truly an icon among cats both your Brat Prince and my Babygirl

I think cats like to think that they're smarter than dogs, so they don't listen to people, but they're actually just as big of dumbasses

Lol same tho

Dogs: the lovable dumbasses
Cats: the bastard dumbasses

@RedTheHopeless

I feel that dumbass cat shit. Get this:

The Brat Prince decided it would be smart to jump in the shower with me

Usually the coño just sits between the plastic shower curtain and the cloth one and watches me while making scared 'mmerppff' noises because he's apparently terrified im gonna drown or something

anyway

the other day was apparently too much for him to handle and he jumped into the water stream in and effort to get in my arms which resulted in both of us slipping and falling and him FREAKING out that he got all wet.

cut to after I finish cussing–Im having to towel dry a terrified and shaking Brat Prince because he refused to do anything but stand there and shiver while I finished my shower.

Cats=Dumbasses

One time my sister was taking a bath, and the absolute idiot that is my cat decided to walk across the ledge of the tub, and fell in.