14 seconds in and I'm done
D I S G A S T E N

Christ, Dominic.

Gave me a damn heart attack

MY 6TH GRADE TEACHER MADE ME WATCH IT
FOR SCHOOL!

Did anybody else grow up on…

FIVE THEMES OF GEOGRAPHYYYY

I think this is it? Idk though, I refuse to rewatch it.

this took years off of my life

longest minute thirty of my life

Did anybody else grow up on…

FIVE THEMES OF GEOGRAPHYYYY

Footage of me seeing the four most cursed words to 6th grade me flash across the screen^

yall–
what about the monotone awfulness of

The Pledge of Allegiance

No one in my school even says it except the teachers. We've all given up

WHO HASN’T SAID THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE

(yeah i definitely wanted fucking Pledge of Alligator who the fuck)

I have nightmares about it not going to lie

I also got whacked back a teacher in high school because I refused to say it. I identify as a costa rican citizen.

What kind of teacher whacks a student for not saying the pledge?
I mean, clearly a shitty one, but still.
Jesus. That's too far.

Did anybody else grow up on…

FIVE THEMES OF GEOGRAPHYYYY

Footage of me seeing the four most cursed words to 6th grade me flash across the screen^

Ugh big mood tho

See that's wrong. We are literally entitled by law to refuse to say it. I don't.

YOURE IN COLLEGE DOM

Indeed I am my dear one. Tell me how this pertains to the conversation at hand?

YOU DONT SAY THE PLEDGE IN COLLEGE

I like how adamant Eris is about this

HHHHHHHHHHHh I don't like Amazon anymore

so I got an amazon gift card to buy things right?
so i get a bunch of books and stuff and when i go to checkout amazon is like: okii so here's the total of everything, only we're not going to tell you the number we give you doesn't include shipping and tax
and then finally when all the orders go through, that's when amazon decides to tell me it couldn't pay for everything because the shipping and tax only raised the total price of everything by about a million dollars

okay that is all goodbye

That sucks Izzy.

YOU DONT SAY THE PLEDGE IN COLLEGE

What if we do though? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

I will bet you $5 that you do not

Alright. We don't.

But the Pledge was done on Sunday and I awkwardly did not participate.

Not in church btw. A public event.