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@Pickles group

pierogies are the best food on this planet

whats?

They're like raviolis but filled with potatoes. You have lived a sad, sad life, my child

wha-
how have I not heard of this before???
that’s like the two best foods ever but one-

EXACTLY

@Fraust

I like ravioli but I don't really like potatoes, so I'll stick with my normal ravioli thank you very much

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Hershey has an ingrown claw. It's apparently pretty painful and we can't get it out.

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I'm literally gonna have an anxiety attack
I don't want him to be in pain I love him so much
And I can't get it out and I don't want to hurt him

@Moxie group

oh dang mox that's always scary.
I know this isn't the point but that is a solid senior quote
And y'know, maybe hopefully it is silent support? Assume the best and prepare for the worst, right?
Best case- silent support; worst case- bad homophonia
I'm sorry, my brain does not make words go right now (it's 2am and I found my old stuffed animals and I wanna hug them forever)

thank you I'm very proud of it
Yeah, ig we'll see
Nah, those were good words

@ElderGod-Icefire

I just had a bloody nose for twenty fucking minutes. what the fuck. i was bleeding out of both nostrils, because the right one was like "hey let's sympathy bleed"

@ElderGod-Icefire

“hey let’s sympathy bleed”

women be like

between this and shark week idk how much blood I'm gonna lose lmao maybe i'll die of blood loss

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Me: very jokingly “Welp looks like everyone’s gotta stop having children forever so we won’t need houses anymore”
Mom: not seeing the sarcasm “you really are becoming a liberal…”
Me: what

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies

Mom: not seeing the sarcasm “you really are becoming a liberal…”

I hate it when people think liberals are this way
Like I get tradition is great and all
Just don’t think liberals are crazy people
and also don’t be an idiot

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Where did the joke come from?

She was looking at a field nearby and complained that it’ll probably be full of stores and houses in a few years, which won’t be as pretty

@Anemone eco

I feel like they were probably dared to do this, but something about having my neighbour yell bad pick-up lines at me from their yard is just hilarious.