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does this mean sandal or am I just a fucking idiot
I DidnT put enought asteriks, it's supposed to be sewer-slide but I'm still on a school computer and I don't want it to be flagged-
oh my god I'm sorry–
fjkad it's chill lmaoo~
What if I put pasta in the tub and then cook it via dropping Christmas lights in it?
What if I put pasta in the tub and then cook it via dropping Christmas lights in it?
You should do it the other way around and let the water boil first
or just slorp christmas lights with your shrimp alfredo and then drink a glass of water
if y'all are making pasta, send me sme because I really fecking like pasta
What if I put pasta in the tub and then cook it via dropping Christmas lights in it?
You should do it the other way around and let the water boil first
Ooh, good point! See, this is why you're my lab partner, you double check my ideas and improve them!
same
i've lost my appetite for most foods lately but the one thing that hasn't gone away is my intense love for pasta and oh boy i love pasta
What if I put pasta in the tub and then cook it via dropping Christmas lights in it?
You should do it the other way around and let the water boil first
Ooh, good point! See, this is why you're my lab partner, you double check my ideas and improve them!
And vice versa
I'm also there as the salt because I am Very Salty
What if I put pasta in the tub and then cook it via dropping Christmas lights in it?
You should do it the other way around and let the water boil first
Ooh, good point! See, this is why you're my lab partner, you double check my ideas and improve them!
Amd vice versa
I'm also there as the salt because I am Very Salty
Our combined levels of salt constitute as a public health risk.
honestly i'd rather y'all electrocute yourselves in a bathtub with christmas lights than hump a table leg while video chatting with a random guy who's jerking off
seriously
context
Humping a table sounds like a great way to get splinters in your hoo-hah, and not a great way to get off
i am so confusioned but i don't want answers
Miriam please tell me when I would find myself in that situation
yeah I don't know if I want the context tbh
Humping a table sounds like a great way to get splinters in your hoo-hah, and not a great way to get off
I mean.. not if the table has a marble finish, then it's rather smooth. It's also cold, which is perfect for…that.
I want context
Me and Ella in the corner: distressed sex repulsed ace noises
Humping a table sounds like a great way to get splinters in your hoo-hah, and not a great way to get off
I mean.. not if the table has a marble finish, then it's rather smooth. It's also cold, which is perfect for…that.
Please don't
well, the woman was wearing jeans
and a blue t-shirt and a white apron
well, the woman was wearing jeans
and a blue t-shirt and a white apron
I'm gonna need more than that to figure out what you're talking about
well, the woman was wearing jeans
and a blue t-shirt and a white apron
That’s either Porn or an instagram/Facebook video
well, the woman was wearing jeans
and a blue t-shirt and a white apron
I'm gonna need more than that to figure out what you're talking about
the table humper
well, the woman was wearing jeans
and a blue t-shirt and a white apron
That’s either Porn or an instagram/Facebook video
it is not
well, the woman was wearing jeans
and a blue t-shirt and a white apron
That’s either Porn or an instagram/Facebook video
Could be both.
well, the woman was wearing jeans
and a blue t-shirt and a white apron
I'm gonna need more than that to figure out what you're talking about
the table humper
Am I meant to be able to figure out where you found this?