@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Bruh Lol.
Bruh Lol.
“I really honestly question if you really are straight.”
Yeah, that's me to this one girl at my school
“it's kinda like a what came first, the chicken or the egg. and in this metaphor, am i the chicken, and is the egg the ability to be sexy…?"
"THE BOYS ARE IN TROUBLE! A SEAGULL TOLD ME!"
"you know, if grover from sesame street wants to see my asscheeks, just let him, I'm too tired for this"
"wait did you guys not know that truck nuts are actually eggs and they hatch?"
"wait did you guys not know that truck nuts are actually eggs and they hatch?"
What if the truck nut eggs hatch dragons?
"Do you need a little hole in your sleeve for Little Malcolm?"
It's a question!
"now, to sleep with elephant or to not sleep with elephant?"
"you know, if grover from sesame street wants to see my asscheeks, just let him, I'm too tired for this"
lkjlewegfndskoperdfnk mood of the day
"Good job Soos. Have a chicken nugget."
"The real treasure was the journey and the friends you made along the way. Unless you don't have any friends, in which case, um, at least you got some exercise."
"Peanut free? I think you mean NUTLESS!"
"So an incel snack?"
You fucked up big time, which is hilarious and exactly what I needed to see but seriously you Fucked Up.
"Fingies go c r u m c h-"
"I'm a total snack and by a total snack I mean chewing gum cause while I can deal with your rancid breath I really don't want to be anywhere inside you and especially not your digestive systems"
"I'm a total snack and by a total snack I mean chewing gum cause while I can deal with your rancid breath I really don't want to be anywhere inside you and especially not your digestive systems"
So no vore?
Smashes phone and skateboard
Shut up, Jyn.
Shut up, Jyn.
-o-
"chill your worm tits, my friends"
"Fun fact: We were almost gonna get a dog that was part dingo."
"What happened, my fair maiden?"
"My mom was like 'hell no' and that was that."
"Sal Vulcano is going to visit you in the middle of the night, because he will detect that you are not a true H2hOe, and he is going to have eyeballs instead of fingertips, and if you do not hide under your covers within .5 seconds you will be inflicted with fingertip eyeball disease, i don't want that to happen to you so please follow the instructions"
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