forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"I thought therapy was to make you appreciate life or something; If anything I wanna kill myself more now."

"is this gonna be another pitch about slightly racist baby animals?"
"no no, i have something good this time-"
"you told me that last time and instead you gave me ninja turtles that don't ask for consent"

“At least you have eyes!”

"I'm a big fan of slapping meats in your dessert"
"…i don't like the way you phrased that"

I don't like it either

"WHAT, YOU EGG? YOU SMALL FRY OF TREACHERY!"

Terrible French accent "All my pretty chickens?"

"He's the sexy fish."
"Oh my God I hate that so much. I hate that I know which one and they're totally right."

Is it THE sexy fish? The sexy fish that lit up an entire fandom and drew in new people simply because the fish was Just. Too. Sexy?

I think we're talking about very different things because this was about the black fish in the tank in Finding Nemo lmao

I was talking about THIS sexy fish, which I assumed was obvious. Credits to the artist in the "watermark."

see that’s the fish I was thinking of
except he’s not sexy he just can’t go 10 seconds without making that creepy smile and somehow people find that attractive

Think of it this way, at least he doesn't look like the Creature from the Black Lagoon, who had an entire movie dedicated to how much someone wanted to fuck him. Nintendo knew what they were doing when they designed the Zora.

wow I really don’t get allos

He looks like a good hugger

wow I really don’t get allos

Me when The Shape of Water was released-

"Unicorns are just horses, but horny-"
"…please stop talking to me"

wow I really don’t get allos

Me when The Shape of Water was released-

Bruh u right. The Straights are weird ngl.

"That's very unfortunate!"
"Alexa, play Despacito."

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"Where the FUCK did you find the time to learn that???"

"Honour her legacy by not naming your child after her."

“Ah yes, the other secondary sex characteristic: eyelashes.”

"NUTSSSSS 😍"

"Play good and he won't eat you."

"The penis never played a role in humanity's salvation, but the woman sure did."

Where did that come from?

Where did that come from?

This video
_{disclaimer, I haven't watched this channel much and idk what this man stands for and just because I watched this video doesn't mean I agree with everything he said or theorized but yeah at 3:00 is when he says the quote you asked for 👍}

"Hmm, bees and fingers don't really seem like they go together…"
"Bees sting my fingers all the time!"
"Yeah, [Redacted], that's the joke-"

"If that's how you're gonna treat your pretty blade, you deserve your death."

“Well why don’t I pound you like a boy. That came out wrong”

"Like I said. We kidnap Jeff Bezos and hold him for ransom. He pulls a Caesar and we make double the money that we intended. He goes back still rich as fuck but now we're rich too. Rinse and repeat until he's middle class and we've abolished homelessness or he has too many body guards for the stealing to happen. Perfect plan."
For legal reasons, this is a joke. In the event that Mr. Bezos does go missing, I and my friends have nothing to do with it. Kidnapping is bad.

He pulls a Caesar
Pickle I'm dying