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"Greetings, would you like to hook up?"
"Yeah sure."
snares you with my fishing rod and ties you to the roof "Hooked up."
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@Yamatsu
"Is that a shoplifter?"
Pulls out my nunchucks from my Home Depot vest.
"I have been waiting for this moment. Welcome to my dojo, bitch."
@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry
"if you wanna walk out, dressed as bubbles, be my guest"
@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry
"you are destroying the traditions! you have to die!"
@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry
"yeet the baby up the stairs"
@Pickles group
"Just stab the coyote with your scissors."
"Oh yeah, because stabbing an apple and a coyote are definitely the same."
"They're both…soft and fleshy?"
"I thought that was Charlie Chaplin in a fur suit."
"We're gonna get lost in the woods to find a cow we maybe heard, and you're complaining about us jumping the creek and not being sane?"
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"I like that you thought, hm, whats more me?? A BROTHEL. THAT'S MORE ME."
@The-N-U-T-Cracker
Four words for you: Gamer. Girl. Piss. Bottle. Alright bye talk to you later
@Mojack group
“That thing was decommissioned long ago, it doesn’t have any missiles-“ * MISSILES EXPLODING 10 FEET FROM CAR *
@Yamatsu
Four words for you: Gamer. Girl. Piss. Bottle. Alright bye talk to you later
The coveted Jarate!
@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group
"Alright, put on your blindfolds and get in the car!"
"YAY! wait what"
@Pickles group
"Heck, sorry, I'm not trying to harass you."
"Wait did I cause a national coin shortage??"
"Are you just hoarding all the coins?"
"Maaayybee.."
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"I got my medical license revoked, because apparently, surgically attaching children to toilets is 'cruel', and 'an inhumane potty training method'."
@Pickles group
"Why steal from Amazon when you can just…steal Jeff?"
@SpookyScarySnoteleks group
"Why steal from Amazon when you can just…steal Jeff?"
big fucking brain
@Mojack group
“If some people do not finish this race, that’s probably my fault.”
@Knight-Shives group
“A zebra colored cow”
@HighPockets group
“If some people do not finish this race, that’s probably my fault.”
Your pfp improves this greatly
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Deliberately gay vampire worldbuilding.
@HighPockets group
Deliberately gay vampire worldbuilding.
Twilight didn't do this and that's why it's not valid
Along with the stalker stuff and the racism
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That's why What We Do In The Shadows is the only valid vampire adaption like every vampire is a chaotic bisexual and it's gorgeous.
@Mojack group
I love What We Do In The Shadows so much
@Knight-Shives group
“Oh shit!!! It’s an ankle!!”
@Yamatsu
"I will be back for you."
"Just know that the last person who said that to me died."
"Uh… Wow. Okay, I'm going now."
@Anti-Social Headphones Kid
microwave